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Submitted: Friday, Apr 01, 2005 at 09:08

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SON OF A BITCH FISH

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip
he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.

The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a
Bitch!"

"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is-a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.

"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."

"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of
a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his
gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"

"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is-a Son of a Bitch
fish!"

"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a
Bitch?"

"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste
of a Son of a Bitch."

Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to
visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his
dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said. As she was cleaning
the huge fish, the Friar walked in.

"What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishops'
dinner."

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your
language!"

"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish."

"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it,
and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've
finished cleaning it."

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The
Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was
excellent.

The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest. The
Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.

"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.

The Bishop sat silent in disbelief.

The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special
recipe!"

The new Bishop looked around at each of them. Slowly a big smile crept
across his face as he said, "You %*#kers are my kind of people!"

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AnswerID: 104638   Submitted: Friday, Apr 01, 2005 at 09:48

Member - Banjo (SA) replied:

A great tale Cruiser - a real cacker in fact - sounds a lot like a script for an episode of the show - "Father Ted" !

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By the time I'm too old to go bush, I'll have all my gear set up just right !
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