AnswerID: 113957 Submitted: Wednesday, Jun 01, 2005 at 19:40
Member - iMusty (VIC)
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If you quietly sneak through the trapdoor under your inlaws house while they are sleeping you will find that leaving a 9 Kilogram bottle on will not be enough gas to finish them off. And you will find you will have to wiggle around in the dark on all fours through the dogs favorite bleep ting spot under the house. You will also need to
shower at a friends house on the way home and borrow an ill fitting tracksuit as the stench will be to great even for you to handle. Only to find that the next morning the father in law has discovered your gasbottle and unbeknownest to him
connects it to his bbq after refilling it and every time you go there for a family gathering you have to see and hear him brag about his great mystery find. And your girlfiiend as all women do have this unnatural knowing of your adventures and she never kisses you the same again.
Take a spare 1 kilo bottle, and get some counselling.
No hang on! It's me that needs the counselling. You just get the spare bottle.
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FollowupID: 370003 Submitted:
Wednesday, Jun 01, 2005 at 20:52
troy35 posted:
Imusty,
You always manage to come up with these great ideas to deal with annoying inlaws. Its a good thing I live in
Broome and mine live in
Melbourne.
I went
camping a few months ago and had filled a 3kg gas bottle. I only went for three days and would have used it to
cook 4 times plus boil water after each meal and runa gas light for a few hours each night.. We are going
camping this long weekend (Here in WA it is) but going for four days taking Friday off work. I just wanted to make sure I didnt need to top it up again. It feels quite full still anyway and if it usually lasts a week or more then I should have plenty of gas left. I had planned to use the Cobb on two nights anyway.
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