AnswerID: 118485 Submitted: Friday, Jul 01, 2005 at 21:23
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When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am putting a
box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their years of marriage, Simone had never looked. However,
recently,
curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
In
the box were 3 empty
beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box
and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she
was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening, they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so
sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box
under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in.
But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3
beer cans in the box?"
Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty
beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened by your
behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen
and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."
Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their
peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do you have all
that money in the box?"
Shane answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
them to the recycling centre and redeemed them for cash."
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