Member No 1 posted:

i was the supervisor.......in the boat sipping on a coopers...noway will you get me on the bottom with all those noah's around

Member No 1 posted:

really?

V8Diesel posted:

Yep....deadset, honest injun!

Member No 1 posted:

just talkin to me mate in Aukland and he says thats crap cos they have no idea what a tape measure is

V8Diesel posted:

Was aware of that. Due to cultural 'sunsatuvuties', the NZ leg was measured in the standard local system of distance. For those unfamiliar with the NZ ISO system, here it is....

17 'chups' to a 'jandle'
7 'jandles' to a 'rubber boot'
3 'rubber boots' to a 'ewe'
942 'ewes' to a 'killer ewe'

So the NZ section was 1,241 kE's, 11 Rb's, and a chup which equates to 1,240km's.

Member No 1 posted:

oh yeah...i forgot about the ruddy jandles but....but where do the fish-n-chups into the equation

Wombat posted:

11.8 seems a lot of inches and anything lasting for two minutes seems like a long time to me.

Mad Dog (Australia) posted:

Hows that desk Paul, Bus Man says 11.8" on that desk is just right.

Wombat posted:

Saw 'those' batteries last week. Bloody Nora they are BIG!