AnswerID: 208338 Submitted: Sunday, Dec 03, 2006 at 15:37
Mr Fawlty
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Yeah, I'm a big tough Vietnam Vet & snakes scare the living daylights out of me... I can recall one day on manoeuvres in beautiful Vietnam we went into harbour one night and there is a very minor disturbance which on closer inspection was revealed as an absolutely enormous snake of the Python family. It was coiled up having a snooze and along it there was a big bump, probably a wild pig or similar that it had presumably eaten... This snake had a head on it the size of a football, it was, expletive deleted HUGE...Anyway the order to "stand to" is given - then a whisper is heard "the snake has moved"... well within seconds there's diggers out of their pits up trees, sounds of rifles being cocked, absolute mayhem....Oh yeah tough Aussies scared of a snake.
I see the odd one here they come to drink at my lilly pond....A mate has video of a red belly swimming underwater in the Murrumbidgee chasing small fish, I never believed that they would do that.
I saw a clever way to discourage them, an upturned drum with a small inverted U shaped hole cut in the rim. An egg is placed either side of the hole, snake swallows egg on outside & slithers in to swallow egg on inside and discovers that It can't back out of the opening. The inverted can makes an excellent jig for the accidental surgical removal of the head with a spade...
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