AnswerID: 215768 Submitted: Tuesday, Jan 16, 2007 at 22:02
I wonder if, instead of checking the guns of the good guys, if they ever do a check on the bad guys,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Who is it?"
"Is that Mr David Smythe"
"It could be, why?"
"Mr David Smythe, the bank robber, granny basher, car thief, terrorist and paedophile?"
"It might be. Who's asking?"
"Could you open the door please, it's the police"
"What d'ya want?'
"We want to check your gun
cabinet, your baseball bat case, your knife drawer, your explosive storage area, your car repair workshop, your PC and your bedroom please"
"Can you come back next Tuesday when I've had a minute to tidy it all up?"
"Oh yes - OK. See you next week Mr Smythe. We'll fill in time putting up speed cameras till then"
"Ok - I'll have the kettle on for you, bye!"
God help us,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what a load of muppets.
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FollowupID: 476061 Submitted:
Tuesday, Jan 16, 2007 at 22:20
Id love a kilo of what your on!!!
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FollowupID: 476069 Submitted:
Tuesday, Jan 16, 2007 at 22:39
Do you realize the Hollywood scrips we could write together?
I'm currently working on a Mortein vs Fly script.....!
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FollowupID: 476081 Submitted:
Tuesday, Jan 16, 2007 at 22:51
You should be working on Kimprado vs Scrubby Town!
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FollowupID: 476098 Submitted:
Tuesday, Jan 16, 2007 at 23:38
Ok mate I'll get around to it.
Give me a story line and I'll talk to Bilbo. We should have a basic script ready within a couple of weeks for critical review.
Bilbo does'nt know anything about this and, given his creative asperations, e need to tread carefully. He's a deeply sensivity person.
Having said that, Bilbo has a dark side, which will add value to the story.
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FollowupID: 476115 Submitted:
Wednesday, Jan 17, 2007 at 00:10
I also have a 'moody" side. I have to be in the mood to do good things - or should I say ",,,,,,,,,,,,,be in a REAL bad mood" to do good things ;)
You'd get more out of me if ya wound me up first,,,,,,,,,
I like nothing more than 3 home brew stubbies and idiot to have an argument with. Or should I say,",,,,,,,an idiot with whom to have an argument".If we're gonna do it, then let's do it right ;)
WTF is all this about anyway??
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