Male learning exercise

Submitted: Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 16:05
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WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered on this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate amongst a panel of experts

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Helpline and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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Reply By: Member - barry F (NSW) - Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 17:52

Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 17:52
Now that is a really realy good course. There are many, in fact all items that are going to be covered are issues that have caused me great grief over the years. Would it also be possible to have a role play exercise on putting the dunny seat lid down.
Could you please tell me how to sign up & is there going to be beer & bikkies for smoko?
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 19:31

Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 19:31
A perfect companion to:

HOW TO MAKE DO WITH ONLY THREE PAIRS OF SHOES
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Time is an illusion produced by the passage of history
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Follow Up By: Member - Davoe (Yalgoo) - Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 21:31

Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 21:31
yep and they dont need to be exactly the same colour - navy and black = same
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Reply By: Footloose - Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 19:31

Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 19:31
Please bring your wives along as free copies of the book "You've married him, now what?" will be distributed.
This revolutionary shock book includes such chapters as;

So you think you can change him. Think again!

Why men don’t come with a handbook.

How often is too much?

Why men look at other women…the nature of the beast.

Why you shouldn’t fish for compliments.

He ain’t lazy, he’s my husband.

Lawn mowing 101

How to get his earplugs out…see 2

How to deal with remote control therapy

The art of saying nothing.

Map reading 101

How not to ask for directions.

He bought a 4wd…get over it!

Why fishing camping and hunting is good for you.

You can get the red dust out of your hair, here’s how.

You don’t need a flush toilet everywhere you go.

How to leave the seat up.

What “Yes, Dear” really means.

How to get the ingredients from the freezer into his mouth., hint: (It’s called cooking)

An exercise in choosing a dog… having a faithful pet.

Of course he loves you…and …and…

Taking the trash out…rubbish bin time!

Why she’ll always look better than you…don’t stress unless he leaves.

How to lose an argument…. occasionally.

How to stand on your head and defy gravity.

How to be just the right height.

Yes you do look fat in it…move on.

The older man syndrome, why they just get better while you go to pieces.

You didn't marry a credit card.



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Follow Up By: Footloose - Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 23:21

Friday, Feb 22, 2008 at 23:21
Sorry, written with tongue firmly in cheek. I can't believe I haven't been abused for it...yet! I even thought that the mod might have pulled the plug on this one.
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Follow Up By: Member - Barnesy - Saturday, Feb 23, 2008 at 00:25

Saturday, Feb 23, 2008 at 00:25
She won't go camping without a fridge, solar panels, camper trailer, shower and lots of storage. So i buy a fridge, dual batteries, solar panels, shower and change my fourby around so she can fit more clothes in.

Now i have to listen to all of the doubts she's having about going camping!

Barnesy
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