An EO Xmas

Twas the night before Xmas
And all through EO
People were packing
Getting ready to go

Oldplodder was posting
Down at the mill
Is anyone going
to be in Pottsville?

Stephan was worried
about companies and rave
Libel and slander
replied leader Dave

Everyone said,
Merry Xmas to all
Which was kinda cool
No-one was too small
To wish all the best
And be safe on the road
And be very careful
If you spot a toad
(or a toad keeper)

Now Douggie and Steve
Are up there in the wet
And if they're quite sober
I'll eat my hat yet

Willem is planning
A bonza big trip
But oh such a distance
Might finances clip

Hairy at Alice
Has quite a big fridge
Hairy and mates
Are all serious thinkers
But not around Christmas
Cause they're serious drinkers.

Willie's discovered
A GPS thing
The darn things so small
It fits on a keyring
But as all technology comes at a price
And as Willie said "that price is not nice!"

And what of the others
Whose names are not here?
Well to you friends
Merry Xmas
And a Happy New Year.

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