How to treat a burnt nose. April 30

Happy birthday Daniel.
Let me begin by saying that I'm married to a wonderful caring intelligent man who on a
rare occasion does something surprising which on this occasion he has begrudgingly allowed
me to report. We pack fairly quickly and as part of our routine make a cup of tea in travel
mugs. For some unexplained reason Gavern boils the kettle and then decides to smell the
water, resulting in the inside of his nose being burnt. He's dancing around clearly in
a lot of pain. Im sorry but I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I just couldn't
understand why he didn't smell it before it was boiled.
We drive to Exmouth, pick up some supplies and head with a degree of dread to the Cape range
national park (those tent pegs await). With a sense of relief it's easier to peg than a
lot of other places, which allows us an early lunch. As we sit to eat, Gavern let's slip
that while I wasn't watching in the morning he stuck his head in the fridge and rubbed
his nose against the side to try to ease the burn. Picture me rolling on the ground in total
hysterics laughing so hard I'm crying. I know that it's going to bite me for
reporting this but I'm still chuckling hours later. How does one treat a burn on the
inside of the nose? Stick an ice cube in there and wait for it to melt? Can you imagine
going to hospital for that one? reason for burn: kettle sniffing.