Phunnies on Friday

Submitted: Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:40
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Reply By: aussiedingo (River Rina) - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:41

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:41
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Reply By: aussiedingo (River Rina) - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:42

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:42
hmmmm..
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Reply By: aussiedingo (River Rina) - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:44

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:44
hmmmm........
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Follow Up By: Kenell - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 13:33

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 13:33
Sooooo - you attended a Christmas party yesterday eh ie 30th May? Methinks the cab isn't your only issue. Do you see any men in white coats in your vicinity? If not perhaps you can post your current whereabouts and we will get someone to come and help you.
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Follow Up By: aussiedingo (River Rina) - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 16:00

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 16:00
Kenell - I guess one day you will realise that jokes are NOT real! just have a laugh & move on. (lol)
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Follow Up By: Kenell - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 16:19

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 16:19
OK - I'll hold off on the men in white coats for now. I will be monitoring your posts for any further signs though :)
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Follow Up By: RMD - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 17:02

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 17:02
Kennell
Why only men in white coats? I have taken a fence already, I have now learnt how to do that recently after reading some strange replies. I only have to follow the same delusion as many others and "takin' dat fence" is easy. I demand there be equal numbers of men AND women in white coats so as to be gender neutral in the apprehension and corrective guidance of Aussiedingo. The coats should also have the buttons on the correct sides too, as per accepted convention in the clothing industry. Apparellently this is expected.
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Follow Up By: OutBack Wanderer - Sunday, Jun 02, 2019 at 19:56

Sunday, Jun 02, 2019 at 19:56
Have women's fashion garments still have buttons on the left side? You'd think after over a 100 yrs, that they should be on the right side along with men's fashions

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Reply By: Ron N - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:53

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 12:53
Those first photos look very much like the big job that Irish Paddy and Irish Mick took on, last year - moving a posthole from one end o' the paddock, to the other ...

Cheers, Ron.
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Follow Up By: Member - Outback Gazz - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:07

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:07
Why did the Irishman dig three holes ??
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The first two weren't deep enough !!
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Reply By: Member - bbuzz (NSW) - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 18:10

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 18:10
We are all much the same underneath.

Popes' Illness.

The Pope was very ill, and nobody could cure him.

The cardinals called in an old physician recommended to them.

After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution.

"I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news: The Pope has a
rare testicular disorder. The good news: He can be cured....with s*x."

The cardinals, not happy with the cure, explains the situation to the Pope.

"I'll agree to it," says the Pope. "But under four conditions."

The cardinals were shocked." What are the four conditions?" asks one.

"First, the girl must be blind, so she cannot see with whom she is having
s*x.

Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear with whom she is having s*x.

And third, she must be dumb, so if she somehow figures out with whom she is
having s*x, she can tell no one."

After a long pause, a cardinal asks, "And the fourth condition ?"

"Big Tits please".

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Reply By: Member - bbuzz (NSW) - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 18:11

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 18:11
When next your ring is stuck on your finger........try this

Your ring is stuck on your finger.
The Doctor said he needed to cut the finger to remove the ring.
The Goldsmith said he needed to cut the ring to remove it.
What did the Engineer do?
Check the video.


Ring Operation

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Follow Up By: Alloy c/t - Saturday, Jun 01, 2019 at 09:34

Saturday, Jun 01, 2019 at 09:34
It is exactly what my Dr. did after we tried every other way like soap - spit - oil etc etc ,
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Reply By: Ron N - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:31

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:31
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Reply By: Ron N - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:33

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:33
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Reply By: Ron N - Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:41

Friday, May 31, 2019 at 19:41
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Reply By: The Explorer - Saturday, Jun 01, 2019 at 09:51

Saturday, Jun 01, 2019 at 09:51
Some people have no faith!

Paddy says to Mick – how did you get on at the Faith Healing Group last night?

Mick said “He was absolutely shite” – even the feller in the wheelchair got up and walked out
To penetrate this great unknown it would be necessary to first pass over the inhospitable regions described by Wells, Forrest & Giles - Carnegie 1896

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