AnswerID: 78483 Submitted: Friday, Oct 01, 2004 at 11:32
crfan
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A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street
dragging a flattened dead frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and
knocked onthe door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy
and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once
in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any
of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No".
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots aftermaking love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay
for it,the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He
headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten
minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only
girl inthe place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with
a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex
with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum
and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,
he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad
gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex,
and Mum will catch it.In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will
deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S
the bastard who ran over my FROG!
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