Des Lexic replied:

On behalf of all us poor souls still out there working hard,
Al, your not a nice person. LOL
Have a good day. For your information, today is still Friday and tommorrow will be Saturday.

Member - Ross P (NSW) replied:

Where's the phot of the new paj?

Willem replied:

Soles????????????

What was that song again?...........'You'll get no promotion, this side of of the ocean, so c,mon me lads Bless Them All' ( I think thats the watered down version)

I see you are retired Alan....so am I and so is Des though he is still at work..hahaha

madcow replied:

>A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
>perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud: "I wonder
>what happened to this parrot?"
>
>He parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
>
>"Holybleep," the guy replies, "you actually understand everything I
>said?"
>
>"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
>intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
>
>"Oh yeah!?", the guy asks, "then answer this---how do you hang onto your
>perch without any feet?"
>
>"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked,
>I wrap my pecker around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see
>it because of my feathers."
>
>"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't
>you?"
>
>"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with
>reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
>physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology.
>
>You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." the guy looks at
>the $200 price tag.
>
>"Sorry, but I just can't afford that."
>
>"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
>wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for
>$20,just make the guy an offer!"
>
>The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The
>parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting,
>he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's
>insightful. The guy is delighted.
>
>One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "pssssssst" and
>motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this
>or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
>
>"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
>
>"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the
>door in a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."
>
>
>
>"What???" the guy asks incredulously, "then what happened?"
>
>"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and
>began petting her all over" reported the parrot.
>
>"My god!" he exclaims, "then what?"
>
>"Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began touching
>her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...."
>
>"Well???" demands the frantic guy, "then what happened?"
>
>.........."buggered if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch".

avagoodweekend!!

Member - Sparkie (QLD) replied:

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"

"In the swimming pool."

Sparkie(IE not Y) ;-)

Bonz (Vic) replied:

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor whilst having the routine check-up:
"I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said: "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the Beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said: "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied: "My point exactly".