Why is "There only one Jeep" - and who actually has it?
Perhaps if we help Daimler/Chrysler find it we may find those weapons of mass destruction at the same time.
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Why is the LandCruiser 100 "Perfect for ugly situations" - is that a comment on the owners or are they trying to suggest that it's "Not very good for beautiful situations"?
If I see a Hilux why do I have to "Get in or get out of the way" - do they really handle that badly that it's safer to be on the inside?
And Prado's "
Driver assist technology" - I would have hoped it was the other way around. Then again maybe Toyota have researched the capabilities of their drivers and decided the
driver should be secondary.
Perhaps there is an illicit drug problem at Toyota which has resulted in that "feeling" that they keep jumping up and down about?
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How does the Patrol give me "The power to go anywhere and do anything"? Do I need to be a fascist before I purchase one or do Nissan provide
driver training as part of the package?
According to Nissan "If you've got the job they've got the Navara"!
Well . . . could I just . . . like . . . ummmm . . . borrow it from you for a little while 'til I get the job done? I'll give it back, I promise.
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What do the Mexicans call a Pajero - is it a "Wanker"?
And what do Mitsubishi mean when they say "Challenger - Face the challenge", and what is the challenge? Is it part of the meaning of life and do I really need 10 years or 160,000km to find it?
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Finally Holden's major claim for the all new Rodeo is that "It's Big" - What does that make the Ford F250 - "Awesome", and is awesome better than, or bigger than big?
And what's with the spelling down at Fishermans Bend - Cruze, Adventra, Tigra? Have you been moonlighting Des Lexic? Mate you've had two goes at it. Once and for all it's "Ballina", not Barina or Berlina!
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WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
HOLD THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently the Ford Courier "Has got what the others are missing". Maybe Daimler/Chrysler will find their one and only Jeep along with George, Johnny and Tony's weapons of mass destruction! I'm getting sooooo confused. Does that mean they also have Toyota's drugs for ugly people, the answer to the meaning of life and the answers to all my questions?