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New Year Funnie

Submitted: Sunday, Jan 01, 2006 at 21:31

Michael B

For no other reason other to start the year off on a good note........

Shelia, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over backwards or forwards she did a split and suction/cupped herself to the floor.

She yelled out to her husband 'Bruce, Bruce' (no relation to Truckie),
Bruce I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor, she said.

'Struth, said Bruce trying to pull her up, "you are stuck fast girl"

"I'll go across the road and get cobber (his mate)

They came back and tried to pull her up.

"no good girl you are stuck fast Cobber said, we will have to try plan B"

Plan B said Bruce, What is that?

I'll go over and get hammer and chisel and we will break the tiles under her.

Spot on said Bruce and while you are away I'll stay here and play with her nipples.

'Play with her nipples' Cobber said......"not a exactly a good time for that Bruce"

"No said Bruce, but I reckon if I can get her wet enough we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are not so expensive" ...........

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