AnswerID: 224955 Submitted: Friday, Mar 02, 2007 at 17:17
Member - Ross H (QLD)
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This biker has always dreamed of owning a brand new Harley Davidson.
>>>> One day he has finally saved up enough money, so he goes down to the
>>>> dealer to Trade in his old rusty Harley on a brand new model. After
>>>> he
>>>
>>>> picks out the perfect
>>>> bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick to keep the
>>>> chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all
>>>> he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the
>>>> chrome before it rains, and
>>> everything
>>>> will be fine.
>>>>
>>>> He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the
>>>>
young
>>>
>>>> man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and
>>>> meet her
>>> parents
>>>> over dinner.
>>>> He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he
>>> picks
>>>> her up on
>>>> this Harley and they ride to her parents house.
>>>>
>>>> Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition
>>> that
>>>> whoever
>>>> speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious
>>> dinner,
>>>> everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the
>>>> silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes,
>>
>>>> the
young man decides to speed things
>>> up,
>>>> so he reaches
>>>> over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.
>>>> Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her
>>> breasts.
>>>> Still no one says
>>>> a word.
>>>> Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of
>>>> everyone. No one says a word.
>>>> Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on
>>
>>>> the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks.
>>>> By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the
>>>> distance.
>>>> His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets
>>> his
>>>> jacket, reaches
>>>> in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
>>>> The father jumps up and says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"
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