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Submitted: Friday, Mar 02, 2007 at 16:42

Bilbo

London, 1944

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans..You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please lady, may I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant."
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

Bilbo - "The stand up comedian hobbit"
Remember - "Tomorrow is todays best labour saving device!"
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AnswerID: 224984   Submitted: Friday, Mar 02, 2007 at 22:24

Wayne replied:

I like it!

Cheers, Wayne
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AnswerID: 224985   Submitted: Friday, Mar 02, 2007 at 22:33

Bilbo replied:

Thanks Wayne,

But have a look at this,,,,,,,

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What IS this world coming to!!

Bilbo
Remember - "Tomorrow is todays best labour saving device!"
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AnswerID: 225008   Submitted: Saturday, Mar 03, 2007 at 00:44

fisho64 replied:

supposed to be a true story!

BOAC passenger jet in the early 70's waiting to land at Frankfurt and talking to the notoriously cranky german air traffic controllers.

German ATC-- " Flight 679 you are cleared to land on ze runway 29 and proceed directly to stand 61 left. Do not make a mistake as you will cause us much trouble"

BOAC pilot --"Can you provide directions to stand 61 left please"

German ATC--(huffing)"Dont you know where to go? Havent you been here before?"

BOAC pilot--" Yes Ive been here before, twice in 1944, but we didnt land!"
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