Member - Doug T (W.A) replied:

Tired of searching for your Wife in tall grass or dense cover? Now you can leave the hunting entirely to her. Introducing Astro™, the first high sensitivity GPS-enabled wife tracking system for husbands and sportsmen. This unique system pinpoints your wife’s position and shows you exactly where she is, even when you can’t see or hear her.

Attach Collar and Go

The Astro system includes a bright color-screen handheld GPS device and a wireless transmitter, called the DC 20. To get started, just take Astro outdoors and turn on the handheld and transmitter to acquire GPS satellite signals. Then attach the DC 20 to your wife, either with the included wife harness or by threading it onto an existing 1-inch e-collar. Now you’re ready to turn her loose — no other setup required.

Footloose replied:

Sounds like it would be of much more use on husbands !
"I'm just nikking off to the shop"
Funny, the shop has the same co ordinates as the pub !! :))))))))

Motherhen replied:

Better still for husbands would be something like the electronic dog trainer - the one that zaps the pooch when he disobeys you or doesn't come when you call; it works over several kms. We need a watchband like that for the fellas - when they don't come home on time, press the button and ZAP.

Kiwi Kia replied:

Could be good for some tourists to find their way back to car !