Member - Roachie (SA) posted:

Thanks for pointing that little bit of detail out to the WHOLE FLAMIN' WORLD Mudster!!!!! ;-))

Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris posted:

ohhh did he get a sore point Roachie! looks like you gotta change your screen name now!

Bonz (Vic) posted:

Muddster what a gem, I am sure Lucy is rolling around on the floor hahahahah

Muddies Doe(Trippn) posted:

Hi Roachie

What, no pictures required?

;D

Member - Roachie (SA) posted:

Please leave Lucky out of this...... he doesn't need any encouragement when it comes to hangin' s h i t on me.......;-))

Member - 'Lucy' posted:

Trendsetterssssssssss!

I bet you guys and gals were not aware that Roachie was known as and answered to the name 'russell' whilst stationed in the Bank at YASS, NSW, prior to decamping to Kadina where he was a virtual unknown.

Yep! good old Roachie was named after the one and only infamous Russell Coight.

Actually he was known as such all around the district as 'russell' for his 4WD incompetence and legendary muck ups.

Dare you to deny it Roachie, cause if you do I'll hunt down every one of the Banks staff that served with you there and get an on camera vid clip statement from them and post it.

ROFLMAO x 100 x another 100

PS

Thanks Mr & Mrs Muddie for reminding me of this little gem.

Member - Roachie (SA) posted:

There were 3 of us blokes there at Yass branch and we all had nicknames. Mine was Russell Coight.....but only cos I can boot-scoot really ace and also cos I wear a "G-banger" when I go bush (saves washing jocks and stuff, after all). The other 2 blokes I worked with were "Troy Dann" and "Wayne Kerr"......

Ahhhh, those were the days

Muddies Doe(Trippn) posted:

Well, well well..............boy can't wait for the Qlders to comment on that seeing they were close to the Roach camp at W and now knowing that Roachie was sneeking around camp flogging things.

At the mere mention of that post Roachie........the mind boggles here, knowing that from now on when we go away with you on club gatherings, you'll be wearing a "g" while out bush!!!

:P

Member - Ross H (QLD) posted:

Muddies.... what can I say,We were informed of this when we set up camp and as we had a 4yr old child in our group we had no choice but to set a tarp up over our camper to try and block out that section of the camp grounds. I don't think anyone should be subjected to such horrendous life changing experiences at such a young age not to mention the cost of a lifetime of therapy. What a scary site Roachie climbing out of the ultimate for a morning stretch after a night of flossing.....BAAARRRRFFFF.
Roachie real men don't floss????????
My heart goes out to Mrs Roachie and your fellow members of YP4WD club you have stomachs of cast iron.
Lucy you need to keep an eye out because it is G strings now but what does the future hold, have any of the other members wife's noticed any other items of clothing going missing on recent trips.......Keep your guard up and keep use all informed.......
ross

Member - 'Lucy' posted:

Why do you think I reside 1,000kms from you know who.

He hasn't tried to declare it a mandatory part of the club uniform yet, however as he has just been re-elected President for 2 years, who knows what might be next on the agenda so to speak.

My SWMBO reckons I would look ridiculous in a nipple pink 'wild weasel -G' and to get the idea out of my head this instant. (LOL)

Bonz (Vic) posted:

Lucy, Dierdre is right and being the man u are, u would want to top Roachie, I suggest COMMANDO would be a show stopper.

And you could nomibate for Best Dried Arrangement........

hahahahaha This just gets better and better

Muddy doe (SA) posted:

Hi Bonz

Lucy already goes comando..........on Kangaroo Is last October.

Lucky for me it was the only time I didn't peeky boo to see who was up and about.........a site I could probably do without seeing, dried flower arrangement, thanks for the heads up!..........lol

:)
(Ms Doe)

Des Lexic posted:

All club activities between the very well respected Riverland 4WD Club and that mob from Yorke Peninsular are officially cancelled. The idea of the members wearing Boratkini's as part of their official club uniform is just too disgusting to comprehend. The idea of communicating via this forum is even very risky.
Roachie in Lime Green and Lucy in Puuce YUK

Muddy doe (SA) posted:

Hi Ross

All frilly things accounted for in the Muddy camp, can't speak for the others though. We usually camp away from Roachie but we often see poor Annette looking for her missing items.

:P

Member - Roachie (SA) posted:

If you don't mind..........you pack of lay-abouts!!!!!!

All of my "G"s are made of fine, soft leather and come exclusively from RM Williams. I would not be seen dead in a lime green jobbie!!!! How dare you!!!!???

However, as for Lucky, I cannot vouch one way or the other. I have heard on the grapevine (and verily believe) that he has been known to swing both ways from time to time. Indeed, seeing him on KI, "going commando" was (unfortunately) a scene that has been etched into my brain for all eternity. I would not wish it upon my worst enemy. Dried flower arrangement indeed; but I don't understand why he has 2 shrivelled-up pickled onions hanging on display as well. Could anybody enlighten me? ;-))

Member - Ross H (QLD) posted:

Roachie....
You are starting to scare me???
It is starting to sound like when you went on your tour to the top of Mt Gill you may have had sinister intention like maybe filming a sequel to Broback Mountain...
I can just see it now with the Lead role to Mr roach as he try's to swing Mr Lucy over to the dark side Yeeehaa round em up boys...hahahaha.
Be afraid very afraid.
ross

Member - 'Lucy' posted:

Hot Dog!

Leave this place for 24 hrs and come back to the greatest defamatory, libellous pile of cods-wallop ever.

Gotta right the wrongs as usual:

(1) Ms M-Doe only knows this because Mr M-Doe saw moi' in the full 'commando suit' just after midnight battoning down the hatches so to speak in a strong (gale force) wind that had sprung up.

He (Mr Doe) apprently had to take a pit stop from the 'love den' and had forgotten to put on those extra strong and thick spectacles that he requires to see the real world, and what he mistakenly observed (in his mind anyway) as a dried flower arrangement, was in fact the fruit of the garden of eden - Bananna giaganticus plus two cantalopes.

Next day once the Eves' of the camp heard about this, they were begging for an en-core.

Had to tell them - In your dreams ladies, In your dreams

(2) BONZ, BONZ, BONZ - This is a family oriented forum and you go and use the 'C' word - yep! the dreaded 'commando'

This will only excite and inflame those northern cane toads to use the 'F' word again - yep! 'fetish'

Shame! Shame! Shame! on you sir.

(3) Roachie, you really need to attend a few more coctail parties to be able to define the difference between cantalopes and pickle onions

(4) BONZ , after that effort I really expect you to disappear soon and hide your self in shame.

(5) Des Lexic, I am with you a 100% on this one.

(6) Forum-ites, the above aspersions have resulted in my SWMBO accompanying me everywhere I go and insisting that she selects my attire before I get dressed in the morning, and then watching me to ensure I don't change anything without her knowledge and authorisation.

I say! what a place this is. (ROFLMAO)

(7) Roscoe, think yourself lucky living 1,500-2,000kms from that dubious lot.

Have a good week everyone

Member - Ross H (QLD) posted:

I can see why most of trips away by all you mexicans is down south......With all this dried fruit and flowers none of you would get through any of the check points heading north hahahaha

Member - Brian H (QLD) posted:

fruit of the garden of eden - Bananna giaganticus plus two cantalopes. hmmmmm more like lady finger and couple of dried passionfruit. I do agree with Ross that before heading north, compliance with disposal of your fruit at the check point, is a must. We of the north do not need any commando style northern exposure no MATTER what the arrangements are lol.

Hopefully we can leave this disposal to the ladies.

Brian

Muddies Doe(Trippn) posted:

Hi Lucy

Not only have you a problem with your arrangment (size and discription of it) you also need to read the posts better.
Boonz made references to yor arrangement not I nor Muddy.

see below post in this thread........
Bonz (Vic) posted:
Lucy, Dierdre is right and being the man u are, u would want to top Roachie, I suggest COMMANDO would be a show stopper.

And you could nomibate for Best Dried Arrangement........

What my questions to you would be what were you doing sneaking around the love den (aka "love shack" as we effectionately call it) and what were you doing watching Muddy doing his biz, were you infact sneeking a peek at other more younger arrangements?
But more importantly how close are you and the BONZA?????????? as he referred to your arrangement....not me!

As pauline would say.........please explain!

:)

Member - 'Lucy' posted:

Ah! Pauline (Aka Ms Doe) wondered where you go to post politics.

Yep! you are correct in one of your observations - that re Bonz - being first cab of the rank with 'flora arrangements'.

However then Muddy chips in with the Oh! yeah, should have been on Kangaroo Island thing and I thought - damn that was him taking a pit stop that saw whilst securing my rig (so to speak)

As for sneaking around the 'love den - aka Love shack' , well thas a place angels fear to tread let alone moi'.

Bonz is approx. 500km closer to me than you pair (LOL)

Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) posted:

No phone number in the credits. But from what's listed above, if you ring Yorke Peninsular 4wd Club they'll put you in touch with him.

Geoff.

Muddy doe (SA) posted:

Oh I am gunna get spanked at next meeting!

Not only that but "Russell" has just been re-elected President for next 2 years and I am his VP.

God helps us all......

Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) posted:

So, is that Yorke Peninsular 4wd and Fetish Club now?

Geoff

Muddy doe (SA) posted:

Ok, maybe not so much spanking going on... lol

But I may cop a Presidential shellacking.. or be run over by a 4 tonne gullwing Chev/Nissan.

Gotta love this forum!

Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) posted:

Mate, this forum is great value.

Total strangers taking the peiss out of each other and we just laugh.

Have a good one and watch out if El Presidente turns up with table tennis paddles!

Geoff

Stu050 posted:

Michael,
He has a website :)

www.bigcoight.com/all_aussie_adventures/

Regards
Stu

Member - Brian H (QLD) posted:

ROFL ......... the name of Russell should have escaped someones lips while we were all at Warraweena. Not that we Honourable Qlders would have used it for any gains or chartacter assassination LOL.

Brian

Kev M (NSW) posted:

So I assume that next time it wont be an anonymous cane toad croaking Roachies departure but the theme song to All Aussie Adventures

Member - Roachie (SA) posted:

Muddy,
Your punishment for being sooooo disrespectful to your esteemed el presidente is that you are going to have to get my NewVee8 (aka Nuvi 660) tuned up to the same specs as yours. AND: you have to keep trying to train me until I'm as competent at using said NewVee8 as you are!!!

(there.....that should be a "life sentence" given my rather limited techo abilities).

Member - Pesty (SA) posted:

Ah isnt this fantastic,
Yes big pity we didnt release Russels nic name at warraweena, around the camp fire on sunday night would have been a good time to keep it quiet amoungst friends LOL

Dont dispair Muddy this will be your big chance to set it all up 1000 metre's from where it should be hahaha.

He is always getting us lost anyway so now he will have an gadget excuse instead of blaming his wife !

He has gone very quiet since exposing his last oil slick antic's!

Cheers Pesty

Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) posted:

Pesty,
A GPS setup to be a 1,000 metres out and the "Coight Factor" may solve all of the navigational issue's some are hinting El Presidente posseses !!

Geoff

Member - 'Lucy' posted:

Just so you are all to speed. (Shoosh - I know I posted it above)

Trendsetterssssssssss!

I bet you guys and gals were not aware that Roachie was known as and answered to the name 'russell' whilst stationed in the Bank at YASS, NSW, prior to decamping to Kadina where he was a virtual unknown.

Yep! good old Roachie was named after the one and only infamous Russell Coight.

Actually he was known as such all around the district as 'russell' for his 4WD incompetence and legendary muck ups.

Dare you to deny it Roachie, cause if you do I'll hunt down every one of the Banks staff that served with you there and get an on camera vid clip statement from them and post it.

ROFLMAO x 100 x another 100

PS

Thanks Mr & Mrs Muddie for reminding me of this little gem.

Member - Brian H (QLD) posted:

Pesty,

AAAAHHHHH yes just imagine the surprise........ the 20 l of oil had Roachie hmmm Russell in denial, the Qlder award had him gob smacked (everyones in on the act) and then ........ RUSSELL this is YOUR life ........ priceless.

Russell could not get any lower in his chair if he tried. Its ok Russell your secert is in SAFE hands lol, trust us.

Brian

Member - Roachie (SA) posted:

Yeh!!!!!!!!!!................................ right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 hahahahaha