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Friday Funnies Rules

Submitted: Friday, Aug 03, 2007 at 22:36

Bonz (Vic)

Dear Posters, Some time ago amidst gross abuse of the good naturedness of this austere forum towards the end of the week, rules were iterated it bring decorum to the forum. They are re-iterated below:

1 Friday Funny post must be posted on a Friday (Bon vivant respellings of the words "Friday" or "Funny" using "Ph" or "Phry" are not an excuse to double up the posts). Nuanced claims to "be like the 4WD mags" shall not be used either.
2 Only one post per Friday - all subsequent funnies shall be replies to the original singular post
3 One Funny per entry - no multiple entries, save them up for the following week/s
4 All instances of the chevron ">" shall be removed from wording befoe posting, dont be lazy people
5 If you find a Funny funny then tell the poster via a response to his/her post.
6 Friday Funnys shall be the written word not picture links

There you go, now you know the rules please follow them, remember....we KNOW where you live.

I would like to draw our attention to Rule #2 above. Lately there have been many "Friday Funny" posts on a Friday indicating Myopia (which is often associated with Alopecia). Please take a look around before you "Boldly Go Where One (or more) Man Has Gone Before" and submit your witticism as a reply to that original post.

I thank you for your attention to this detail as I hate it when I miss a funny cause someone slipped one in when I wasnt watching. Love and Kisses KS of TI


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AnswerID: 255775   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 07:18

Kev M (NSW) replied:

Bonz,

I had always wondered what the protocol was for the Friday Funnies, I must admit that I do submitt more than one joke to the thread on most occasions. I didn't this week as my supply is drying up :))

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FollowupID: 516914   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 08:04

Bonz (Vic) posted:

"Rules" may be too liberal an interpretation of these parameters.

Multi funny submissions may be applied for by downloading the appropriate paperwork, diligently supplying Credit Card Numbers and Bank account details.

Of course Cash is OK too

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FollowupID: 516924   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 09:02

Kev M (NSW) posted:

It's a wonder DIO hasn't swooped to give me a schlacking for breaking the rules seeing as he is the sites official goodie two shoes ;))

Do I get a members discount for multiple submissions??

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FollowupID: 516927   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 09:15

Nick R (VIC) posted:

Hey bonz, we know the whridai funeee "rules" apply to some people, don't we....
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FollowupID: 516966   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 20:59

Bonz (Vic) posted:

Yes I think Lucky should be a Friday Funny

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FollowupID: 516980   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 22:28

Member - 'Lucy' posted:


Thats one of your better attempts at inane diatribe so far this year.

In fact, this forum is monitored for such irrational outbursts by the Govt's 'men in white', who I am reliably informed have despatched a category 5 CAT team (Crazy-A-hole-Terang) to 'take you in'.

This will have four immediate effects:

(1) You will disappear , quickly, quietly and effectively.

(2) We/I will never have to put upwith agin the verbal possum poo that you expoused above.

(3) The emergency medical centres in your immediate vicinity will sigh with relief and begin celebrating immediately

(4) Your poor suffering SWMBO will gladly accept early release of you super under the new govt regs covering disappearing lunatics.

So instead of worrying/concerning yourself with how others interpret and apply the Forum Friday thingy rules, you should be avidly avoiding answering the unexpected knock on the door and be packing a bag for an early exit O/S
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FollowupID: 517008   Submitted: Sunday, Aug 05, 2007 at 08:30

Bonz (Vic) posted:

Hahahahahanags are packed and theres a sign outside saying:

"I Met and Survived Lucky (Lucy)"

Once viewed I shall be spared as they will be laughing so hard they'll forget what they came for.

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AnswerID: 255859   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 23:15

Steve from Top End Explorer Tours replied:

Hey Bonz

How are things going? Life is pretty busy up here lately.

I got a phone call from Willem the other day and will see him next week, I'm looking forward to that, I'm trying to organize a short trip to Arnhemland for him.

Take a week off and treat yourself and your wife a trip back, Be my guests on a trip to Jim Jim and Twin Falls this time.

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FollowupID: 516987   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 23:18

Steve from Top End Explorer Tours posted:

PS hopefully next time we meet I will be wearing more than a towel.

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FollowupID: 517010   Submitted: Sunday, Aug 05, 2007 at 08:32

Bonz (Vic) posted:

Now THAT would be great, the trip not the towel hahahahaha sadly it will not be this year, we're just about to go to Germany and Canada for a month

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AnswerID: 255861   Submitted: Saturday, Aug 04, 2007 at 23:18

Jimbo Vic replied:

KS of TI strikes again LOL

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