Koala - <span class="highlight">Lizard</span> - Bad
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Trekkie (Member - WA)
The Koala and the Little
Lizard
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A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little
lizard walks past
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The
Lizard looks up and says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little
lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little
lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little
lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little
lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little
lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to
check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
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So the koala looks down at him and says:
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"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"