Bogans on the beach

Did you get any number plates? Otherwise it's a waste of your good time and energy getting all flustered and angry. No good for the old ticker either.

This is why we have a "safety" video camera stuck on the windscreen. GPS, time, speed and the whole cat and caboodle. Viideo evidence! As they say; "a picture says a thousand words". But a word to the wise. Don't let them on to what you have. Just play it cool and have a good day.

Phil

G/Day Lyn,.....Its just hopeless at times., the problem is every where,

The rangers need more authority, Fines on the spot, Size ten boot up the arse,

and respect for everything needs drumming into the pee brain of some of these dudes.

Happy Easter anyway

Cheers Axle.

Just cut short our Easter camping trip thanks to bogans. When we arrived on Wednesday there were hardly any spots available as there were cheap $50 tents reserving the spots but no-one using them. Turns out it was the bogans not wanting anyone else in 'their' campsite, a National Park as it happens.
Anyway we did find a small area but at 1am were regretting we did with the duff duff rap music, swearing and fighting going on until the early hours.
It's was a free NPWS camping area but the last time we will camp there, actually I've changed my mind about paying for camping as it keeps the Bogans out and at least they are patrolled regularly when the rangers do there rounds to collect the money. Happy to pay $10 to $20 a night for some piece and quiet.

G'day Lyn W3
Aren't we lucky our country has a breeding program to assist bogan intellect and development.
No rules, who me attitude, don't ya jest luv it?

With a bogan PM I suppose we can't go forward as she we should.
The Gument orta do sumfink.

It is difficult to soar with eagles when we are forced to deal with turkeys. No offence to genuine turkeys.

Ross M

Yep we're really disappointed with the bogan culture here in Oz after living mainly overseas for the past few years. Nearly enough to make us move on and commute back when necessary.

Whoever thought up the Baby bonus needs their head read...........I know it was Howard, its just a "bogan breeding bonus"

Anyway back to the thread, here is a clipping from the CM today

Beach traffic

Also heard that there would be some hefty patrols by RBT etc in the Woodgate are over the next couple of days.

Definitely an argument here for genetic modification and the worst of these bogans even present a case for compulsory abortion. Being old school I don't cop my peace and quiet being destroyed by these vermin and am very happy to dispense some 'closed hand attitude adjustment therapy' should the occasion demand it. One of the biggest handicaps facing society today is Rules & Regulations governing the actions of people, like the NP Ranger, when trying to maintain peace & order. Just have a look at our police, because of the plethora of rules under which they try to operate, not to mention the overly intrusive media and bleeding hearts brigade, they have been reduced to nursemaids for drunks, druggies and dropkicks which is what our bogans are. The increasingly obvious lack of respect for anything and everything by this low class of apology for humanity will not be cured by anybody in authority but by crazy bastards like me because I don't have a rule book governing my actions. Unlike Mr Plod I don't have to issue cautions or quote bylaws, etc. and I definitely don't have to be polite. Society is on a downward spiral with the lack of discipline and respect for other peoples property and feelings becoming the accepted norm. I can foresee the day when a section of our community say enoughs enough and,yes, we will see vigilante groups acting to protect their property and lifestyle. And no I am not a redneck but I am a realist.

Dingojim, I'd just like to say that I am 100 per cent behind everything you have posted. Ignore the detractors. I know exactly the type of attitude you mean. It is becoming increasingly prevalent and I, for one, am sick and bloody tired of it.
Bogans will take over unless more decent people take action against them. I especially like your "closed hand attitude adjustment therapy".
In fact, out in the bush, far from Mr [very restricted by stupid laws] Plod, "closed breech attitude adjustment therapy" has much to recommend it.
And as for the doof doof "music" [it's not music, it's noise], I am a great believer in karma. What goes around, comes around. And what comes around from my camp about 4.30am is likely to be Gustav Mahler's Resurrection Symphony at very high volume. Carmen Burana also works quite well, or the final movement of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.
More strength to your closed hand, sir,

Cheers, Tony

Bogns!

In a former life I had a lot to do with keeping bogans under control and taking punitive action when required. What I found fascinating is that bogans in general have a built in self destruct module which would activate at the most inappropriate moments for them.
Usually this would happen when their behaviour would exceed their cognitive or physical abilities or their drug of choice capacity would overload. Then there would be loud squeals for assistance from the very people they would deride and abuse. Sometimes the provision of this assistance would be appropriately delayed due to some unforeseen circumstance such as a communication issue.
The squealing emitted usually corresponded to the victims level of uncontrolled boganness (new word). This would cause some degree of undisplayed satisfaction and mirth. Fortunately for most of the bogans finding themselves in this situation whether due to a financial imposition, personal injury or the loss of their liberty for a period of time, the dormant social responsibility module embedded in their cranium would activate albeit usually in a limited manner.

Boy! Have all you lot got it wrong.