wedgwood...er Diamond pls explain?

good evening eskimo.
whist out on a midsummer waddle not that long ago.
i was aproached bye a rather strange looking lady.
she came up to me and said my god your so beautifull may i take a picture of you.
of course i asked why would she want a picyure of little old me and my little legs that put my bum to close to the ground.
and her answer in deed surprised me.
she said i have traveled this beautifull from top to bottom to find the most beautifuul animal that can be for ever remembered bye placing this animals beauty on a plate a collectors item in fact.i said there must be a more beautifull animal about other than me.she said no ive spent 4 years on this quest to make this plate and ive seen many beautifull animals but none that come close to you and ive seen some really ugly anamals.i was shocked ugly anaimal what does she mean i thought all animalls were beautiful.
then she explained
emu. emu i pondered there not that bad are they.
whats wrong with the emu i asked her.
whats wrong with them she said why havnt you seen how big there head is compared to the rest of there body.
and legs i wont even go there.
still i wondered are they really that bad to be called ugly.hmm.
then she explained about a story from many many years ago when an emu seen its self in the mirror.it was that shocked in its own uglyness that it shoved its own head in the sand.
ah i thought i guess they really are the ugly animal you know with the big head and them legs.
lololol cheers mate.
you might think your cute but i really am cuter .
due to duck season coming
ive decided to hide out
love jemima puddle duck
back after the season

Maybe he is a Wood duck.....hahahahahahahahahahaWillem
Out on the Gibber