Monday, Nov 18, 2013 at 18:50
I operated in the mining industry from 1970 to the late 1990's - and I'm glad I'm out of it and retired now. The overwhelming OSH BS is just swamping the country.
Now, here's a OHS BS story that is true because the bloke is one of my mates, and we talk regularly.
This mate owns a couple of 5 tonne pantech trucks and drives one of them himself. He delivers FOAM and MATTRESSES, in the metro area, on contract to a big bedding manufacturer.
He gets instructions to deliver a double mattress to a big mining contractors depot in the metro area.
Now Bob is a go-getter, he doesn't stuff around. He roars into a furniture manufacturers or bedding retailers place - backs up to the dock and dives into the back of his truck, manhandles the mattress, foam, or whatever out onto the dock - gets the paperwork done, and he's out of there within 5-7 minutes at most.
However, this delivery to the mining contractor will go down in Bobs life story book.
He rocks up to the boom
gate, gets admitted to the yard, and is told to park in the middle of the hardstand area. He waits and waits, and finally after about 10mins, some pimply faced OSH person turns up and asks what he has to deliver. Bob says, "a mattress! - where do you want it dropped?"
The OSH person inspects the rear of Bobs truck (5 tonner with 16" wheels, and a tray less than 900mm off the ground), and says -
Oh, you'll have to wait, until I can arrange assistance and safety equipment for you!"
Bob starts to see red about this point, and says, "What ******* assistance! I don't need any!! I throw these mattresses around every day, I do it all by myself, all day long!!"
The OSH knob promptly starts reciting the riot act to Bob. "You can't unload that mattress by yourself, that is excessive weight, you could injure yourself!
In addition, your tray is more than 500mm from the ground, and has no safety railing - you could fall and injure yourself!
Please stay in your truck until I've organised the safety equipment and assistance personnel!"
Bob by this stage is apoplectic. 20 mins has gone past, he's still got a heap of deliveries to make, and the mattress is still in his truck.
Any other place, he'd have made two more deliveries by now.
The OSH knob returns after another 10 mins - with TWO helpers - a set of stairs - and a set of hand rails for the rear of the truck tray.
Bob fumes while all this is set up - then when its all in place, he's allowed to enter the rear of his truck - but he's not allowed to handle the mattress by himself.
No, the mattress has to be carried by 4 persons, ensuring that there's not the slightest possible chance of harm coming to any single muscle.
After 45 mins, the mattress is out, all the safety equipment has been removed, and Bob is free to go. He hits the road and promptly gets on the phone to the depot manager.
I won't quote what he said, but I can assure you, he repeated every word in his swear vocabulary at least twice, blistered the paint in the managers office, and probably burnt the earpiece on his phone as well.
He ended by stating, that if there was ever another order from that managers company, for delivery to that depot - there was a snowflakes chance in hell of him ever doing a delivery to that place again, as long as he lived!!
Bob still burns up every time I mention the companys name!
This type of BS is exactly what is causing
Australia to fall behind dramatically in the costs dept.
Bob lost 45 mins of his valuable time, by being forced to comply with what was effectively pure BS by way of OSH rules - and the bottom line is, that with all the mining company OHS BS and petty regulation - accidents, and fatal accidents, are still happening on work sites.
The simple fact remains, that no amount of legislation, OHS laws and petty regulations, will stop idiots from having accidents and fatalities.
I'm not against safety and regulations, per se - but they need to be tempered with a large dose of common sense and practicality.
With lawyers and uni-educated people with no experience driving the OSH regime, we have little hope of developing OHS regulations that reflect a large dose of common sense.
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