Intimacy in a Baroud / Rooftop tent

Try using Ear Plugs !!!!!!!! LOL.

Here's a bit of friendly / helpful advice


Take my missus and you won't have that problem !! lol

Cheers

Gazz

Do what I did...

...take a vow of chastity!

We spent seven months travelling around Oz in our UEV 490 with our two boys. I can tell you now there was never going to be a hope in hell of a "natural increase".

Even when we did get a hotel - their idea of "we'd like a bit of privacy!" didn't quite translate. I never knew you could get a family hotel room with a queen and three singles in the same room.

Seriously though, if your hormones are that excited - park away from one another. It's a big country. Or practise "sniper sex". See who can be the quietest without being detected.

Oh to have such a problem!!!!

Cheers

Anthony

Given you have a group traveling together, maybe just set a time that you all start together. That way all the trucks will be bouncing together and nobody will notice the others as your all doing the same :)

Could make a competition out of it, see who lasts the longest :) :)

Google "Bonking Bars"

Ah Tang, a disturbing phenomenon of the vehicle's suspension, but not without some resolution.

The vehicle suspension will exhibit a characteristic of oscillation when subjected to a stimulus and this oscillation will continue at a fundamental frequency whilst the stimulus is maintained. Shock absorbers attempt to damp this oscillation but are not so effective at smaller excursions.

The 18th century adventurer and legendary lover, Giacomo Casanova, observed the phenomenon of undamped oscillation of carriages which of course had no dampening and developed a technique of amorous behaviour which diminished the display of passion. Casanova found that by thrusting at a frequency other than a harmonic of the vehicle's characteristic vibrational mode the rocking could be diminished, and with skill, entirely eliminated. The technique became known as 'coitus interventu' (not to be confused with 'coitus interruptus') and seemed to serve Giacomo's aspirations well.
The only danger with the technique is that of applying a stimulus which is a harmonic of the vehicle's characteristic and producing violent, even destructive, vibrational reaction.

So there you have one solution, although John's 'Bonking Bars' above may be easier to master although requiring some degree of pre-event planning and a somewhat obvious intention!

Incidentally, I experienced a similar behaviour in my waterbed of the seventies. The reaction was however of a standing wave with a vertical component which could be quite disconcerting, or even enhancing if well-managed. Ahh, those seventies!

Or you could see if you can still buy those stickers that were popular on the rear windows of panel vans back in the 60's and 70's.

IF THIS CAR'S A ROCKIN DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN

(;=))))))

Ahhh, memories

Cheers
Pop

Park further away!

Some time back we had the entire Cape Leveque campground kept awake by "Pierre ze amazing acrobat" in his high top troopy. The sqeaking went on in intermittent bursts for an hour. In frustration we ended up calling him "Essendon".....alright in the first half but a lot of trouble finishing! There was probably a performance drug issue there as well.

;-)

Bloody brilliant post

Reminds me of the time I went up to the mates camper trailer with a grease gun in my hand one morning ....making sure his wife was watching me ...laid down under their trailer and proceeded to make a great show of greasing it thoroughly

she looked puzzled and fell for the trap..."why are you doing that to our trailer?"...she asks

Innocently I said loudly for all to hear..."cant stand the noise of you two going for it last night while we try and sleep......

Red as she went....total silence prevailed.....and the mate called me for everything after that...reckoned he never scored again for the rest of the trip !

best part was that their camper trailer had never made a noise at all and it was pure luck that they must have been enjoying themselves that night before and I got lucky picking the morning to have my fun

we still laugh about it years later......well my wife and I do....they still dont

Do as bears do

We can't stop laughing

Hi all, LOVE all the comments on this one! We had a RTT for a trip to Pilbara, lasted 1 nite- went from PHedland to Karanjini for a couple of nites to see gorges etc... got that freezing cold in tent, secondly as existing tent mat when trialled was not that good- we had added an inflatable for comfort. had great fun trying to fit into tent , inflatable went down by 3 am, we were pushed into the sag and one other anyrate - even if we didn't have any carnal desires! result was one very uncomfortable sleepless nite. drove to Newman stayed in a cabin for 2nd nite . still, we laugh about it now.

as they say- don't come knocking when the vans rocking.

MG and missus.

Such a dilemma
You could try Bilstein shock absorbers, hardest shock I've ever owned.

Try some lubrication..... truck or tackle...I'll let you decide.

Personally although I would never get lucky while away, I wouldn't do anything about the noises but make sure that everyone could hear and then have bragging rights in the morning. Had a mate on a trip who would always claim winning a silver medal each morning. He never claimed gold as coming second was a better result.