Being a cold wet day here in Vic, just thought I would pose a few questions to the forumites sitting around doing nothing
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." incidently
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What's the speed of dark?
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why is a carrot more
orange than an
orange?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic?"
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?