Willie's away; so let the CRAP flow....

Submitted: Tuesday, Jul 13, 2004 at 11:53
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A few minutes before church services start, everyone is sitting in their
pews and talking.
Suddenly, in a flash of light and a puff of smoke, Satan appears.
The people scream and run out, trampling each other in a frantic effort
to get away from Evil Incarnate.

In seconds everyone is gone except for one elderly gentleman sitting
calmly in his pew.
Satan walks up to the old man and says, "Don't you know who I am?" The
man replies, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asks, "No," says the man. "Don't you
realize I can kill you with a word?" asks Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute".
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
agony for all eternity?" persists Satan.
"Yes."
"And you're still not afraid?"
"No."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asks, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?"

"Been married to your sister for 48 years."

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