The Gift

Submitted: Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 15:54
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The Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday
and as they had not been dating for very long,
he decided after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike
the right note.
Thoughtful, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to Myers and bought a
dainty pair of white gloves.
The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During
the wrapping, the shop assistant accidently mixed up the items.
The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.

Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend
with the following note:

Dear Romy,
I chose these because you are not in the habit of wearing
any when you go out in the evenings.
If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with
the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a
delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them from showed me the pair
she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled at
all.
I had her try yours on for me and although they were a little tight, they
looked really smart.
She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny.

In fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I
could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands will touch them
before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away
as they will be naturally damp from wearing.
Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

Happy Birthday
All my love
Lindsay

PS. The latest style is to wear them folded down, with a little fur
showing.
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Reply By: Member - Athol (NSW) - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 16:57

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 16:57
Not bad Roachie but its the wrong end of the week. !! But,

A bloke was resting next to his wife on the sofa with his head on her shoulder. She removed his glasses and said," you know without these you look like the same handsome man I married". " Honey he replied without my glasses you look pretty good too."

Athol.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 16:59

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 16:59
G'day Athol,
I imagine that was about the time he copped a knee to the groin area!!!
Cya
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 17:44

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 17:44
Yes , wrong end of the week, however:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

Got to love those Australian girls!
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Follow Up By: Willem - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 18:24

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 18:24
Geez Bonz...you OK, huh? Must have hurt plenty..hahahahaha...serves you right.
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 19:37

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 19:37
Yer at least the swelling went down quickly
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Reply By: Member - Willie Sydney - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 18:06

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 18:06
With past Pres. Clinton going on the Andrew Denton Show , I thought this would be topical :

Bill and Hillary were driving through thier home town in Arkansas when Bill looked over the road and said to Hillary
" Gee there's Bob pumping gas - hell if you had married him you would have been the wife of a service station attendant "
To which Hillary replied .
"No Bill , if I had married Bob , he would have been President of the United States".
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Reply By: Willem - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 18:26

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 18:26
Roachie...what can I say....groooaannnnn............your jokes are getting worse.....what goes on in that tiny mind of yours?????.................
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 23:30

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 23:30
Not a whole helluva lot I'm afraid....that's why I gotta keep workin to support my habit.....(ie: one decent trip per year and a short sojourn every other weekend)
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Follow Up By: Willem - Tuesday, Jul 20, 2004 at 13:14

Tuesday, Jul 20, 2004 at 13:14
I was just looking at your rig pic again mate......can't fit much more on the GU, can you? Maybe you should buy a slightly used G60 to play with. I know where one is for sale...cheep!! hahahahaha
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Reply By: Brew69(SA) - Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 20:10

Monday, Jul 19, 2004 at 20:10
Times were tough on the farm for Pete and Pat and they were having a heart to heart at the table. "You know Pat he said (grabbing both her breasts) If we could get mik out of these babies we could get rid of Daisy the cow"................Pat turned around and grabbed him by the old fella and said " If you could keep this fella up we could get rid of the share farmer"
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