Friday, Feb 11, 2005 at 12:51
A man gets on a plane and takes his
seat, only to realise that
the occupant of the
seat next to him is a parrot. The plane takes
off and after some minutes a stewardess approaches. "Can I get you
anything, sir?" she asks the man.
"Yes, I'll have a coffee, please, when you have a minute. Thank
you."
"And for you, sir?" she asks the parrot. "A double whisky and coke, bitch, and make it quick, I'm thirsty as f***!" demands the parrot.
The stewardess returns a few minutes later with the parrot's
drink, which he snatches without a word. "Excuse me," says the man, "but
I ordered a coffee".
"Did you, sir? I'm sorry, I'll get you one straight away." By which time
the parrot has finished his drink. "Anything else for you, sir?"the
stewardess asks the parrot.
"Yeah, I want another double whisky and coke, and quick, bitch,
I can't wait all f*****g night!"
Again the stewardess returns with the parrot's drink and without
the coffee.
Naturally the man thinks the only way he is going to get any
service is to adopt the attitude of his fellow passenger.
"Listen here you stinking slapper," he says to the stewardess,
"I want my bloody coffee and I want it bloody now, you tart!"
Two minutes later the stewardess returns, but this time with two
enormous security guards, who proceed to manhandle the man and the parrot to the back of the plane, opens the door and ejects them from the plane.
As they hurtle uncontrollably towards earth from 6
miles up the
parrot turns to the man and says, "You're a bit of a lippy twat for
someone who can't fly, aren't you!"
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