Friday, Feb 25, 2005 at 11:30
A new teacher was trying to make use of her
> psychology courses. She started her class by
> saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand
> up!"
>
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
> teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
> Johnny?"
>
> "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there
> all by yourself!"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
> smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do
> that, mommy?" he asked.
>
> "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who
> then began removing the cream with a tissue.
>
> "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving
> up?"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
> A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was
> concerned that his students might be a little
> confused about Jesus Christ because of the
> Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to
> make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus
> occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So
> he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
>
> Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
>
> Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my
> heart."
>
> Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted
> out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
>
> The whole class got very quiet, looked at the
> teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was
> completely at a loss for a few very long seconds,
> Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little
> Johnny how he knew this.
>
> Little Johnny said, "
Well...every morning, my father
> gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,
> "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
> paying attention in class. She called on him and
> said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
>
> Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and
> the Cartoon Network"
>
> ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
> trip to their local
police station where they saw
> pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most
> wanted criminals.
>
> One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked
> if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
>
> "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want
> very badly to capture him."
>
> Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when
> you took his picture
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