quick funny

Submitted: Friday, May 20, 2005 at 21:00
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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.



His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job.



There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"



Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.



I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
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