Well, I need some now, of the little white variety.
Problem:
We are going to go up north in May, for a couple or few weeks, don't know for sure, and I don't even know, or care where we end up.
No plan, just go, and do what we want to do on the day. Could go to Alice, or
Darwin... don't know...
I want to take my swag, and get another swag for Tracy, but she's never slept in one, and is all worried about entering and exiting at public camping sites.
Solution:
I need you good folks, to reply to this post, and lie through your teeth, even saying that you are the spouse of the person who has logged in, and tell Tracy that swags are just way cool, and
rock.
Tell her how you have the best ever nights sleep, and are always warm & cosy.
Please write your responses in your best imitation female hand, so she won't know she's being duped. Use non-blokey words like...lovely... serene.... you know what I mean.
Tell her how you can't hear people snore when you're all tucked away.
Tell her the experience is a little like re-birthing, because she is in a womb-like situation.
Hell, even tell her what colour to go for..... green....
grey..... is there any others?
Tell her how when you, yourselves were first at campsites, and setting up your tents, how you seen a chick
rock up, and roll out her swag, and you thought to yourself...... "Oh.... I wish I was her...." and how you laid in your tent that evening, thinking to yourself, what it must be like to live the life of a REAL female adventurer, who is at one with the outdoors.
So, can you guys.... whoops.... girls help me out here?
Cheers
"Wow Mr. Wolf, what a big swag you have."