Sunday, Apr 16, 2006 at 15:05
Clayts,
My wife has been afflicted with what I am told by experts in the field (other husbands & wives) is an incredibly rare condition that appears to be manifesting in it's rarest form - tolerance.
Seemingly, where the condition is usually acute and only lasts for a short period, my wife's mutation has developed into what is appearing to be the chronic long lasting incurable variety of the strain.
Having let me do a six week Canning Trip with the boys last year in May, leaving her at
home with the kids (5 & 1 y/o at the time) our experts assured me that she would be cured of tolerance by the time I returned.
Most of the female experts were of the opinion that the condition would be cured within days of my departure, and showed no signs of the condition themselves. This was clearly indicated by utterings such as "There's no way my _____ would be going...." (insert name of male.) Strangely their husbands displayed jealousy that their wives were not as ill as
mine, and talked of wishing that their partner would be struck down with this dangerous affliction at a moments notice.
For a short while their predictions of a cure seemed true, however after a few months symptoms began re-occuring and a two night fishing trip to Dartmouth was the first indication that the condition was dormant in her system, followed by a three night trip for cod opening.
In between there was a period of 4 weeks where she followed me where ever I went in the dust and flies with the kids in outback Sth Australia in a borrowed off road campertrailer, and came back with an addiction to the treatment for what you are complaining of - more touring. In an attempt to feed the addiction she started reading Campertrailer magazines and in February decided we needed to buy a Kanga Big Red OR Camper. The addiction was starting to get more serious.
For a little while it looked as though the addiction would cure her chronic tolerance, but it was not to be and in March I left, (to the horror of the experts who predicted side effects like the particularly nasty divorce,) for two weeks at
Lake Gairdner in SA and
Googs Track with (EO Member) Luxoluk and Pete. (Luxoluk's wife also suffers from chronic tolerance! We are looking at forming a "Living with Tolerance" support group - meetings to be held regularly where ever we feel like.)
Even today the affliction show's no sign of cure, and next weekend the addiction and affliction will be similarly treated with a dose of Davies Plain. This four day treatment may involve cold, snow and rain if the scientists at the BOM are correct and could seriously
test the ability of Tolerance.
But I'm fairly certain by now that the strain of the bug that my lovely wife has is completely incurable. At least I hope so, as the side effect divorce is supposed to be extremely expensive.
Dave
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