Sweet Justice...

Submitted: Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 09:14
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The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was responsible for
getting horses banned from National Parks & State Forests, was climbing a big tree
to have a look out over the forestry when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked
her for invading its nesting site.

In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many
splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain she
hurried to the nearest Doctor, told him she was an environmentalist, and
how she got all the splinters.

The Doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into the
examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited for
three hours before the Doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her:
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks and Wildlife service, Rural
Fire Service, and Conservation and Land Management, before I could remove
"Old Growth Timber" from a recreational area.......

I am sorry but they turned me down".

Wolfie...
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Reply By: Member No 1- Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 09:39

Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 09:39
is it friday?
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Follow Up By: Member - Crazy Dog (QLD) - Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 13:35

Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 13:35
Who givsa! It was really good.....

Grrr!!!
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Reply By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 10:22

Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 10:22
Love it Wolfie.
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Reply By: Bros 1 - Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 11:29

Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 11:29
Very appropriate wolfie. Where you been.
Cheers,
Bros.
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Follow Up By: Lone Wolf - Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 18:28

Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 18:28
I have still been here at home and at work, but my time is now at a premium.

Work is uber busy, we have the builder adding on to our house, and another pastime of mine, has taken front row... writing.

I will drop in from time to time, throw ya all some curve balls, but I must keep my head down, and pen to paper.

I am hoping to get a sale off the synopsis, if I'm lucky.

Look for me in the bookstores, my pen name WILL be Lone Wolf!

You'll all be able to say..."I remember him! He used to write crap on EO!!!"

Only difference is, I get paid for it now...

Cheers

Wolfie
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Australia) - Friday, May 12, 2006 at 13:57

Friday, May 12, 2006 at 13:57
Wolfie, Bus man is asking me if you are around. I've passed on this info to him.
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Follow Up By: Member - bushfix - Friday, May 12, 2006 at 23:33

Friday, May 12, 2006 at 23:33
Good luck to you Wolfie, got me interested

Ray, pls pass my regards on to "Bus man"
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Follow Up By: Mad Dog (Australia) - Friday, May 12, 2006 at 23:35

Friday, May 12, 2006 at 23:35
I'll do that, he's happy, healthy and still a barrel of laughs.
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Reply By: Member - Doug T (QLD) - Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 14:03

Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 14:03
OOooohhaaaa GASP cough
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Reply By: Member - Bruce and Anne - Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 17:29

Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 17:29
Great stuff Wolfie I would love to say more, but Iam laughing too much.
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Reply By: Alloy c/t - Friday, May 12, 2006 at 17:27

Friday, May 12, 2006 at 17:27
So the title of your book ?? "The Agony of Being Green " by Lone Wolf. LoL
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