How tough are Aussie men?
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>The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire
flickering,
>stars twinkling in the dark sky.
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>Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from
Australia,
>one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the
>bravado for which they are famous.
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>The night of tales begins...
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>Kiven the Kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider
there
>es.
>Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale,
who
>came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I
grebbed
>the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer
>hends"
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>Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said,
>"
Well
>you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny
>trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a
rock and made a move
on
>me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind
>then
>sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here
>today"
>
>Bazza the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his
bleep .
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant
You three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get . times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the
Most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
Your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women
will swoon over and flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her
Second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by far.
And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's
okay, because what's
mine is his and what's his is
mine."
So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world! The frog then
Inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and
continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women are nosey and never listen!!!