Drunken Sheilas

Submitted: Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:10
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As I sit here upstairs, I am tolerating the squeals of laughter from a group of 'er indoor's workmates getting into a Hen's night.

You wouldn't believe the discussions; sex, the various sizes of the male appendage, when they got their first "wellington boot", who has shaved the "mappa", etc.

Appalling stuff really.

I'm so proud to be a bloke. We would never discuss such topics. It just isn't the behaviour of gentlemen.

I hope they leave some Pizza for me.
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Reply By: acdc - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:21

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:21
Sounds pretty bad!
Do you have a fridge upstairs?
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Reply By: Footloose - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:26

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:26
Jimbo, the only thing worse than a drunken woman ....
is more than one drunk woman.
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Follow Up By: Jimbo - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:35

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:35
Footy,

In my youth, many drunken women would have been a gift.

These days, well...........
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Follow Up By: ZUKSCOOTERX90(QLD-MEMBER) - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:49

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:49
Jimbo/Footy,only thing worse than a sober sheila/woman is a group of woman,worse than a group of woman is a couple of Drunken woman "stupendous"in fact.LOl.
Cheer's Bob.
PS men would not be so like would we!!!!!!LOl.
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:49

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:49
Jimbo, in my youth ANY drunk woman would have been a gift. Heavens only knows I tried to be a gift myself by drinking, but it never worked :((
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:56

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:56
Bob, I can tell you now that secret womens business is usually more interesting than secret mens business.
I used to get accused of being "strange", (I'm being polite here folks) because I didnt know that at an Ozzy BBQ the blokes go to one end and the gals go down the other. I just thought the girls closer so there I sat. I nearly got into a few fights before I woke up to it.
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Reply By: Member - Robyn J (QLD) - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:45

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:45
But why are you there listening to secret womens business. What would you do if we let everyone know about your secret Mens business, you know the man to man discussions in the shed etc etc
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Reply By: V8Diesel - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:59

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 21:59
Girls on wooblah............aahhhhhhh I cop it all the time Jimbo, my thoughts are with you mate.

When they're fully turped up, tell them about the 'magic cone' Here's the link.....

Magic Cone

Leave a few sheets of paper and some sticky tape somewhere obvious and let the wooblah do the rest. Ensure you have the digi camera close to hand and submit an 'electronic report' to the ladies the next day. Always entertaining.
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Follow Up By: Member - Jeff M (WA) - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 11:13

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 11:13
Oh that's gold mate! Literally! LOL
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Follow Up By: Joombi - Tuesday, Oct 17, 2006 at 08:13

Tuesday, Oct 17, 2006 at 08:13
ha ha, at least we won't get in trouble now for leaving the seat up & we'll finally get to see how their aim is when their drunk...... LOL
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Follow Up By: andreab63 - Saturday, Oct 21, 2006 at 10:25

Saturday, Oct 21, 2006 at 10:25
Now that is bizarre.
I think there's been too many cones had by whoever made that litle clip,
intersting stuff to witness what some blokes think women on the drink might amuse themselves with...so thanks for that.

have you read fridays funnies 20th Oct 06?
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:16

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:16
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) argued over nothing
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong
3) gained weight
4) talked excessively without making sense
5) became overly emotional
6) couldn't drive
7) failed to think rationally
8) had to sit down while urinating

No further testing was considered necessary.

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Follow Up By: Member - Davoe (Nullagine) - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:33

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:33
seen it bfore - and i love it!!
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Follow Up By: Nick R - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 00:07

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 00:07
Bonz, a man of knowlege, here's another couple of facts
alcohol stuffs around testosterone, in men it stops and women it fires up while under the influence. essentially chicks become more blokey and guys can become more feminine (except for those blokes on the bundy who just want to fight) in men it can lead to the production of more breast tissue => man boobs.
I can'e remember the source, it was an UK study.
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 06:54

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 06:54
One wonders what the sheila may think when Jimbo gets the same condition? Probably most fed up.
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Reply By: Willem - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:41

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:41
Something like that happened just last weekend....lol

I wonder how it affected the whip Cracker?
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Follow Up By: Willem - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:42

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:42
Follow up was supposed to be attached to Bonz's thoughts. Must be the heat...lol
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:43

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 22:43
heheheheheh Willem must be the heat hahaha
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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 08:27

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 08:27
Geez, I must have over indulged I can't remember any conversations lke that...though....there was that scene from Priscilla Queen of the Desert shown on the "big screen" that may have qualified....well several scenes really....

RE: The whip cracker--- from all accounts he was a HUGE hit...

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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 08:28

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 08:28
hehehehe yes and some scenes that I forgot were in there
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Reply By: Flight Sargent - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 23:19

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 23:19
Thats too funny......but you know what its important to remember if it wasnt for drunk women some of us guys would still be virgins...hahahah

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Follow Up By: Footloose - Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 23:31

Friday, Oct 13, 2006 at 23:31
And if it wasn't for drunken men, some of them would be too !
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 06:55

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 06:55
May be the point F'loosie
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 08:49

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 08:49
John, you're probably right. I should never have posted on this topic as I have so little experience with the topic *hic*

The ladies in my life have never allowed themselves to get in that state ...while I was around. I've often wondered about that...

I once had a female friend who was a kind of female traitor. She would readily discuss anything and everything, including secret womens business. In depth and at length. I learned more in six months than I'd learned as a married man in many years. She thought like a woman but talked like a bloke, and was very down to earth. In fact a few weeks ago I had the pleasure of meeting her grandson. She's a very young granny.
I learned that some women can be a lot more graphic at times.
One expression I remember well.
"If his shorts were any tighter you'd of been able to tell his religion"
Now what bloke would think that one up ?
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Reply By: Truckster (Vic) - Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 09:24

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 09:24
Thanks for the invite Jimbo... sounded like a fantastic night!
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Reply By: Member No 1- Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 09:55

Saturday, Oct 14, 2006 at 09:55
hey Big Ears...what you doing listening

was the pizza Ok?
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Reply By: D-Jack - Sunday, Oct 15, 2006 at 12:11

Sunday, Oct 15, 2006 at 12:11
So I take it you did go down and do a strip tease for them didn't you? A stripper was I thought a necessity at a hens night, and you were the only bloke in the house!
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