Valentines Day...
Submitted: Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 17:39
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Mr Fawlty
Since all of you buggers are to practical to realise that Valentines Day is simply an excuse to double the price on most anything and none, not one, of you has sent me an annonymouse Valentines Day wish, let alone an offer to good to refuse I'm dedicating this song to the only woman who tried to make a difference.
You know when I woke this morning I said Happy Vallentines Day my sweet to Sybil and said would you like sex? Naaaaaaa A pair of shoes would be better...
You Do Something to Me
You do somethin' to me,
Somethin' that simply mystifies me,
Tell me, why should it be?
You have the power to hypnotize me . . .
Let me live 'neath your spell,
Do do that 'voodoo' that you do so
well!
For you do somethin' to me,
That nobody else could do!
& who is this mystery woman?
Well none other than Pauline Hanson...
Reply By: Mike Harding - Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 17:50
Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 17:50
I didn't receive any Valentines days cards but I did receive two packages with batteries and wires and things which I decided to drop off the end of the pier! :)
Mike Harding
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Reply By: Gob & Denny - Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 19:12
Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 19:12
whats a valentines day cant be much you dont get anytime off work to go out in the 4b
steve
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 21:39
Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 21:39
Valentines Day is a tremendous day to remind your lovely partner that she is a wonderful part of your life and you cannot live without her, that she completes you and that your relationship means the world to you.
Of course, the words "Good Morning, Darling" communicate ALL those things to her.
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Follow Up By: Mike Harding - Thursday, Feb 15, 2007 at 06:28
Thursday, Feb 15, 2007 at 06:28
Fine words indeed! But I'll have you know Bonz that Millicent has been forlornly bleating half the night after not receiving so much as a card from you! That's one goat which you'll have some explaining to do to if you’re hoping for any more "favours" from her!
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Thursday, Feb 15, 2007 at 18:06
Thursday, Feb 15, 2007 at 18:06
I have never been accused of bleating around the bush
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