Nissan 3 Liter Diesel Problem's

gotta love a stuff up

What the????????

Maybe in USA their liters are different to our litres

Mow it son, don't smoke it !!

OMG!
I've read some unintelligible drivel on this site but this takes the cake.
WTF is he on about???
Can some one enlighten me.
I won't say "I wait with bated breath" coz it might be a long time.

Cheers

Disco

NO NO NO GEOFF, you got it all wrong! grey hair is from watching the Dockers, and baldness is from knowing that you paid for another years membership! hahahaha

The Nissan 3.0 litre engine is measured in Japan using the Metric System of volumetric measurement.

We are geograpically very close to Japan and being very easy going people we accept the Japanese Metric System as given. On the other hand, the US Metric System is a different version of both the European Metric system AND the Japanese Metric System. Both of these systems are different in many aspects but are totally interchangebale with all of the Metric Systems in the Rest Of The World. These are known as Interchangeable Metric Systems (ROTW) - or IMSROTW for short.

The US Metric System is not directly interchangeable with either the Japanese Metric System, The European Metric System or The Rest Of The World Metric System.

The US Metric System is also known as USBMSTUS, which is an abbreviated form of " Useless, But Means Something To Us" and is about 15% out on IMSROTW. This "OUT" factor has a variation within itself when trying to convert anything. This "factor" can be plus or minus amount. The variation depends on whether the user of USBMSTUS is measuring an American Nissan Engine, an Australian Nissan Engine, a European Nissan engine or a Japanese Nissan engine or simply weighing flour for a sponge cake. As we here know, only one of these engines is really different to the others. Yes, thats' right, it's the Australian Nissan Engine isn't boys and girls, it's The Australian Nissan Engine! And why is this?

"Cos it's the only one that blows up!,,,,,,,,,,,so far,,,,,,,,

Now it seems the American Nissan Engine is now being measured by an Australian Metric System that has been brought out especially for 3.0 litre Nissan engines whereby Nissan refuse to fix the engine because it it blew up under a different metric system than the one under which it was manufactured - the Japanese Metric System.

Now add the "15%" USBMSTUS factor noted above and you get a "3.5 litre Nissan engine" that blows up in America!

Nissan wil refuse to fix these engines because they were sold as Japanese Metric Engines but the Americans have 15% added tp them to accomodate the US Gallon factor, which is also different to the rest of the worlds gallons, quarts, pints, pounds and tons and also different to the what the Rest Of The World Thinks About Dick Cheney. This results is too much oil being put into the engine when serviced, which in turn results in oil being unable to drain from the turbo fast enough to prevent oil carryover into the combustion chamber and WHAMMOOOBANNG!,,,,,,,,,,,,, and it's not Nissan's fault if the American use a different metric system to the rest of the world is it?

;)

Bilbo

No doubt about it " intelectually constipated "

Who is the joker ?

Bucky

Very entertaining LOL.

you guys are so hard
the 3.5litre hes on bout is the size after a piston has gone through the block.

didnt the MQ have a 3.3 or 3.5 diesal?? You would have hoped any problems in that old donk were ironed out before it made the scrapheap

I think he talks the same $hit that Nissan Australia does, each time they deny that there is any issue with their 3.0 litre diesel.

WTF..??? 3.0 Litre Engine I believe and the problems outlined above sound like a wide range to me, not isolated. Yes there are plenty of people with good 3.0L Nissan engines at the moment, some with problematic engines, it's the ones with problems that are of great concern to Australian buyers. The science for the problems isn't that important , that should be Nissan's problem, re just want a suitable outcome for people with problems and a rectification of the issues going foward.

Geezuz
"goingplatinumcomau" has successfully written the most ridiculous rubbish I've seen in quite some time.
Well done! Outstanding!

Watch out, there are Llama's

Going Platinum has won, I'm afraid.

He laid a bet that he could get at least 15 responses to his post on this forum, even if he wrote absolute crap.

Shame on the rest of us for being unable to leave the bait alone.

Yeah! well he didn't suck me in, cos I drive a JEEP with a Llama in the passenger seat.