Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 22:17
I rekkon the big H will do the Murdoch Flip if he gets back in. $50 000 subsidy for push-bikes (whose prices will be double that) but only if you're earning 180K or more.
Actually if you wanted to save the trees that recycle the crud we generate, I have the answer! Ever notice how much more paper you use, now that you have a paper-less office ? Simply ban computer printers.
Can you imagine the different lies some might tell ? "Oh sorry mate, it's still in the printer queue and thats gone to the dump." Talk about red faces.
They'd have to change those get active TV ads.
I wonder if the locals would still take their rubbish to the dump ?
The local hospitals would have to cope with a lot more Labour cases.
All the trees would grow free glow sticks.
New ad needed. See Centralia at night, after the sun goes down it glows with excitement. Remember to bring the burn cream.
Enough of this frivolity.
It's perfectly safe.
Nothing can go wrong, can go wrong, can go wrong...
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