The Long and Winding Road

Submitted: Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 08:35
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Back from the long paddock.Its a long way to Perth and back, and seems to get longer as I get older. I rekkon suicidal trucks, emus, roos, sheep, goats (had to mention them:) and cows took a few years off my life expectancy.
Lots of people waved, were friendly etc but sadly the ones I'll probably remember are those who behaved badly on the roads. For example driving out of the sun without any lights; I like to see and be seen so mine were on all the time.
Met a host of characters along the way, too many yarns for here.
Bush camped in the car south of Cobar due to a lack of accomodation in Broken Hill.Good dust storm came up durinmg the night and of course my window was open a bit. Instant interior colour change.
Other occupant of rest area was an explosives truck driven by a woman. No, she didn't smoke.
Welcome to Cobar. Half the NSW police and customs people with dogs flagged me down. Checked the vehicle for nasties (never seen it done before) but didn't want to check drivers for ink a hol or drugz. I'm betting they had intelligence that a large shipment was passing that way.
Long distance trukkies were great, the ones on a tight schedule that couldn't pass me weren't so great. They did, however, provide me with entertainment on the cb as they called me everything under the sun. Have a nice day fellas.
However the worst driver overtook me on unbroken lines and blind corners at a zillion miles an hour on the road not a km from my house! Temporary citizen methinks.
By Golly there were a lot of vans out there. Almost all drove responsibly and carefully, and were extremely friendly.
All except the van from hell. Sat a metre (or so it seemed) behind my rear at 110K, trying to pass me. A 4wd pulling a full sized van. I just slowed down and got out of his way.
Down at the fruit gate, there he was. And there was the inspector carrying a bag of forgotten fruit out of the van. Instant $200 fine! Most unfortunate but on thios occasion I said to myself, "Yes! There is a God!"

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Reply By: ZukscooterX90 (Qld) - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 09:08

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 09:08
Good to have you back Footloose & all in one whole piece.Not much can be done about the Idiot factor though,that's part of the trip & life.(sad)
Have a good day.Cheers Bob.
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 11:38

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 11:38
Thanks Bob, appreciate the reply.
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 12:19

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 12:19
LOL sounds like there's plenty of yarns to come out of this trip. Glad you're back in one piece. The idiot factor is something we all have to cope with every day :)))

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Follow Up By: Footloose - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 12:32

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 12:32
Yarns?
What about the sole occupant of a smart car, a sixty something year old lady. She had never done the Nulli bore before but proceeded to tell me how to do it. "Have to start early, ya know."
She was still snoozing when I left before dawn, and is probably still sitting in a pot hole in the roadworks east of Norseman.

Or the couple tenting on the cliff at Eucla. I advised them that it looked like heavy wind, but he said "oh well ya get that."
I believe that both they and the tent were last seen flying to Darwin :)
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Reply By: Member - John (Vic) - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 14:05

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 14:05
Good to see you back safe Jim, sounds like you had fun.

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Follow Up By: Footloose - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 14:42

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 14:42
John, thanks. Road trip to Perth, motels all the way, no missus or kids....living the dream ??
Sure beats working for a living.
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Reply By: madfisher - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 18:40

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 18:40
Half your luck Footy,
Glad to see you back, and in one piece.
Cheers Pete
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Reply By: Willem - Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 23:06

Saturday, Sep 22, 2007 at 23:06
So how come you didn't drop in for a cuppa on your way past?
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Sunday, Sep 23, 2007 at 06:27

Sunday, Sep 23, 2007 at 06:27
Willem, I seriously considered it. However, the trip was at short notice, and I like to give people enough warning so that they can leave town :))
It wasn't a pleasant jaunt, unfortunately, more like a survival course. Driving long distances in relatively short times is a young mans game I've discovered.
However, I must say that I was impressed by the country side around your neck of the woods. Wasn't too chilly this time around, and the scenery was stunning.
Next time around ...:))
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