Good talk-back yarn on ABC radio today

Submitted: Thursday, Jan 10, 2008 at 22:57
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I was listening to the ABC today in the dunny-door as I drove around town on business.

The announcer was asking people to phone up with stories about things they'd done in the nude (altogether; in case n u d e gets bleeped)......

Bloke rings up to describe a scenario that happened several years ago. His mum and dad were travelling across from Mt Isa towards 3 ways with a caravan on the back. Hot as hell. Mum decides it's time for a nap, so they pull over and she climbs in the van for a sleep and off they go again. After a while, dad decides to stop on the side of the road (not sure why). Mum wakes up as the car stops. She decides she needs to squat beside the roadway for a widdle (wearing nothing but a smile). While she's out of the van, dad's off again....oblivious to mum's nature call.

She stands there in the nick for some time (half an hour I think the caller said), until finally a motor bike comes along and she flags the bloke down. He was gob-smacked. He provides her with a leather jacket and she climbs on the bike. They set-off after the car and van at a great rate of knots..... mum with a bare bottom.

Eventually catch the car. Dad sees this bike overtake him and sees the naked thighs of the pillion passenger; mutters to himself that she is disgusting tart. The bike gets far enough ahead to stop and they flag the car down......

Embarrassment all round by all accounts!!!! hahahah

I thought it was worth typing out.....
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Reply By: Willem - Thursday, Jan 10, 2008 at 23:05

Thursday, Jan 10, 2008 at 23:05
Oh dear must live under a mushroom....that joke has been about for at least 50 years....and the bloke on the radio was just embellishing it along the way to suit his own needs.

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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, Jan 10, 2008 at 23:17

Thursday, Jan 10, 2008 at 23:17
Yes mate, I often think I am a mushroom cos I get kept in the dark and fed on bulls-hit!!!
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 06:44

Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 06:44
Well yes heard that myself a few times ol mate, but the FUNNY bit of that post is that you were driving around town on business???

You dont work hard enough to be doing business, hahaha
unless you were buying large quantities of nissan parts !!!

Just cant see Annette jumping out of a caravan or camper anywhere anytime in the nik !!!

Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 21:14

Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 21:14
I thought that WAS the funny bit, about the business hahahahaha
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Reply By: Member RayJen Paj05 (NSW) - Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 13:34

Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 13:34
Can't stop chortling, Roachie: that has definitely cheered up my day.

All the best, RayJen
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Reply By: Footloose - Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 13:52

Friday, Jan 11, 2008 at 13:52
Roachie, I obviously live in the same place and have the same diet. Good one !
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