Good talk-back yarn on ABC radio today

I was listening to the ABC today in the dunny-door as I drove around town on business.

The announcer was asking people to phone up with stories about things they'd done in the nude (altogether; in case n u d e gets bleeped)......

Bloke rings up to describe a scenario that happened several years ago. His mum and dad were travelling across from Mt Isa towards 3 ways with a caravan on the back. Hot as hell. Mum decides it's time for a nap, so they pull over and she climbs in the van for a sleep and off they go again. After a while, dad decides to stop on the side of the road (not sure why). Mum wakes up as the car stops. She decides she needs to squat beside the roadway for a widdle (wearing nothing but a smile). While she's out of the van, dad's off again....oblivious to mum's nature call.

She stands there in the nick for some time (half an hour I think the caller said), until finally a motor bike comes along and she flags the bloke down. He was gob-smacked. He provides her with a leather jacket and she climbs on the bike. They set-off after the car and van at a great rate of knots..... mum with a bare bottom.

Eventually catch the car. Dad sees this bike overtake him and sees the naked thighs of the pillion passenger; mutters to himself that she is disgusting tart. The bike gets far enough ahead to stop and they flag the car down......

Embarrassment all round by all accounts!!!! hahahah

I thought it was worth typing out.....