Hi all have you ever wondered.....

Submitted: Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 09:37
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

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Reply By: Member - Doug T (FNQ) - Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 09:46

Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 09:46
You should have checked Friday Funny ThreadID: 41638 / 7.
And today is Monday ....not Friday.

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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 15:15

Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 15:15
Hahahaha party pooper

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Reply By: Member - Bushpig - Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 15:09

Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 15:09
Well, my name is Jack and the misses reckons I'm a Schitt head, so what does that mean? I know Jack Schitt cause it's me. :(

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Reply By: Louie the fly - Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 19:26

Monday, Feb 04, 2008 at 19:26
Speaking of which, Apparently Claudia Schiffer just got married to Brains from Thunderbirds. For professional reasons she kept her maiden name but her legal name is Claudia Schiffer-Brains.
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