NB only for Exservice personell...
Submitted: Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 10:58
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Mr Fawlty
Hey did you see on the tv the owner of the Northside Studio in Fyshwick is gonna give exservicemen wearing medals free 30 min sessions from 1pm on Anzac day!!!! Went on to say that they do this as a mark of respect for all "our brave fighting men &WOMEN from all conflicts but not many take up the offer because by the time they have all raised a "glass" to their fallen comrades they are in no condition to spend time intimatley with a lady...." How do I create a diversion so that I can spend time there because as you all know for a bit of 'casual Skirt' I could forgo the glass raising in memory of fallen comrades...
Has the meaning of ANZAC day fallen so low? Do Exservice men and women feel "exploited" by this.... Times are changing and I WISH I KNEW ABOUT THIS A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN I COULD HAVE SPENT TIME INTIMATLEY WITH A LADY....
What a bugger...
Lest We Forget
Reply By: Member -Signman - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:02
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:02
Is that 30 mins for each medal ???
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:01
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:01
One could hope so, I have 5 medals so that would be 2.5 hours which is about what I would need. Being a nasho gets me 30 mins more that a Vietnam War reg....
Looking good...
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Follow Up By: Member -Signman - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:04
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:04
Does that include your 2 hour 'Poppy Nap'.......
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:26
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:26
Fair suck of the sav.... retrenched Sappers don't qualify for naps....
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Reply By: Kev & Darkie - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:04
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:04
How about they send the casual skirt to where the action is (ie Iraq or Afghanistan)??
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Reply By: Member - Ruth D (QLD) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:39
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:39
Why are the brave ex-fighting Women only offered women?
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Follow Up By: Member - Matt M (ACT) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:43
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:43
Ruth,
Don't go there! Not with the reprobates on this
forum.
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 15:58
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 15:58
Ruthy, you would be better sticking to the NASHO's as we were lovers not fighters. LOL CYA at
Innamincka GG
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:03
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:03
Ruth now think about it. Would you not prefer the ministrations of a woman who knows what she is doing? Rather than 90 seconds with one of us "reprobates"?
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Follow Up By: Member - DAZA (QLD) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:24
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:24
Dont worry Ruth, half these blokes would spend the session waiting
for the VIAGARA to work.
Cheers
Daza
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:28
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:28
Yeah Maybe but at least if you have a GOLD card the Viagra (which doesn't work anyway) only costs $5......
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:40
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:40
Dazza, What is the basis that you used in your research to determine that "half these blokes would spend the session waiting
for the VIAGARA to work." You must be spending far too much time in these
places. LOL
Mr Fawlty, based on your experience that Viagra doesn't work anyway, does the "Sniff and Stiff"approach raise your expectations. I'm probably closely approaching that stage in my life and I'd be keen to hear of your exhaustive testing methods and their respective results.
(you don't have to really answer LOL)
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Follow Up By: Member - DAZA (QLD) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 18:19
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 18:19
Hi Dasher
Some time back we did the plumbing in a couple of Ladies Leasure
Factories, installing Spas and Ensuits ect. thats the only time I was
allowed to go in to these
places, my
Cook would cut my N*TS out,
if it wasnt work related,
I have the upmost respect for our Service People and Ex Service
People.
Cheers
Daza
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Reply By: Member - Matt M (ACT) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:42
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:42
I don't even know what to make of that. Except to say that, as an ex-Navy guy, it would be no fun at all unless 30 or 40 of your shipmates were there.
Can he cater for large groups?
Yep, his heart is probably in the right place, but a bit tacky to associate with ANZAC Day methinks.
Matt.
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Follow Up By: OzTroopy - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:51
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 11:51
Apart from playing " two up " - anything to do with making money out of ANZAC Day is VERY TACKY.
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:06
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:06
Surprisingly EVERYONE trys to make money out of ANZAC Day, even the RSL Clubs.....
Matt, would you be thinking along the lines of getting all of RMS Harman there??
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Follow Up By: Member - Matt M (ACT) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 17:20
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 17:20
Mr Fawlty,
Nah, pretty hard to find uniformed personnel in shore establishments these days anyhow. Mostly outsourced and run (very capably in most cases) by civilian contractors.
That's the way of it I guess, but shore messes are fairly quiet
places nowadays with everyone living 'ashore'.
Matt.
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Reply By: Member - Matt H (SA) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 12:50
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 12:50
Mr Fawlty,
Tacky? Yep tackier than any add I've seen in the back of any trashy weekly magazine - if you get my drift.
I hope this is a isolated case. Pretty sad way of soliciting business.
Since I'm in the ADF I wont comment further.
Matt
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Follow Up By: Mr Fawlty - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:09
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:09
Yer, very sad and the inference that Exservicemen are a bunch of "womanisers" is just over the top....
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Reply By: DIO - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 14:04
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 14:04
What a lot of crock !!!!
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Reply By: Member - Ruth D (QLD) - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:19
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:19
Dear Mr Fawlty, I was just thinking of my 82 year old Mother who served in the Navy during WWII as a morse operator - and I'm sure, even today, she would just prefer to flirt and flutter with some gorgeous hunk of bloke rather than one of those tittivated tittilating tootsies as seen in the back of my husband's toilet reading trash! LOL!
Dasher - I'll see you behind the sand dune in July in
Innamincka - and you'll get what for then!
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Reply By: HowdyDoody - Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:21
Monday, Apr 14, 2008 at 16:21
What a load of crap. Using a day like this to gain exposure for your business (pun not intended). I doubt my partner, his father or his grandfather each of which have served OS would appreciate the 'respect' shown by this business.
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