Bush poets and Hairy's birthday

Submitted: Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 20:51
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Anyone out there know when Hairy's birthday falls?

He's a bit of a cheeky lad, and needs to be taken back a peg or two.

So I need contributions from bush poets to make his day. I'd encourage you not to hold back.

If your contribution is a bit on the rough side, send it to kimmc@satlink.com.au

As a starter:

I once met a fella called Hairy.........



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Reply By: Member - Footloose - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 21:57

Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 21:57
G'day Kim and Hairy:A two minute attempt..pathetic I know:

Hairy's Birthday

Young Hairy was having his day
In the scrub he was far far away
When Nature did call
And he bared it for all
My God what a fright
He was down there all night
But I think he got rid of it all

And the locals recall with great glee
Poor Hairy that terrible night
With a grin they yell out
Hey Hairy, it's your shout
But the poor lad says no it's not me

Now the brew he is keeping away from
Because it smells funny
(he is right on the money)
And at home he says "never again, son."

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Follow Up By: Member - Kim M (VIC) - Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 22:59

Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 22:59

That's not too bad for two minutes work. But if we're going to put a fella in his place, it'll need a bit of refinement and panache.

After all he lives in Scubby Town....

Heres an example of what I sent off to my new pommy boss some time ago (bit of a story behind it) he's still trying to figure it out:

Met a young fella on the Paroo once, tellin me he'd growed a beard.

A scruffy lookin thing it was, just to hide that ugly gob.

The fluff was there without a doubt, but have to tell ya not much more.

In the morn, we were'tn so bright, thrashed the pom to make it right.

A cry came out, 'the cattles gone'

Then he yelled ‘settle mates’

'Did me best over there, an round the mob to the bore'.

A pommy bloke with no clue, but backed his mates when time was due.

As time went by he settled in, took a bath and everythin.

Seen the sun an pindan ground....the pommy bloke from Paroo Downs.




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Reply By: Hairy (NT) - Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 17:16

Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 17:16
Hey fellas!!!! I didnt meant it!
In fact none of it was me, it was Kims evil brother!!!!
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Reply By: Dusty2 - Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 20:32

Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 20:32
hairys b/days about the end of aug. he will be the big 40. I will have to give it a bit of thought see what i can come up with.Great idea will keep u posted. p.s. he drinks bourbon like water.
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