Swine Flu

Submitted: Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 23:17
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OK, I'm a great believer in conspiracy theories.

Right now I'm watching a movie on Foxtel called "The Invasion". It's about a virus epidemic where everyone is encouraged to line up for inoculation.

Only the inoculation contains an alien life form that is taking over the people's bodies.

I'm not going anywhere near Tamiflu or any other "antidote" for this Swine Flu ruse.

If this thread is removed by the Moderators it will be proof that the Mods have already been turned and my theory is correct.

Now where is that roll of alfoil. I need to make a new hat....



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Reply By: Member - Cram (Newcastle NSW) - Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 23:24

Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 23:24
You are right, but what it really is about is to take focus away from the reporting season in business so that we don't get to see how much money we are losing and how much money the CEO's are getting
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Reply By: get outmore - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 00:15

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 00:15
Unfortunatly not the case here the cause has already been isolated
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Follow Up By: Ozboc - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 18:14

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 18:14
The one on the left kind of looks like my X wife :) , probably the same personality also ....


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Reply By: Serendipity of Mandurah (WA) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 00:59

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 00:59
I fully concur. I think many governments around the world have jumped on this swine flu as a distraction to their current issues.

Over the last couple of years we have had potential pandemic outbreaks that seem to come to nothing. Maybe the precautions did work or maybe they were just a beat up.






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Reply By: Member - Ed. C. (QLD) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 01:36

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 01:36
So what's new??

We've had 'em all before........

Asian 'Flu, Hong Kong 'Flu, Bird 'Flu, Horse 'Flu, Bl@@dy blocked Chimney Flue..................

What's so different about this one???

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Reply By: fisho64 - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 03:06

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 03:06
Gone Bush-looks like you managed to get one at least out of the woodwork!
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Reply By: Rockape - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 05:20

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 05:20
Beware of the flying pig
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Reply By: Patrol22 - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 08:35

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 08:35
But then again we would be the first to whinge about governments and WHO not doing enough if it did get out of hand like the Spanish 'flu that killed hundreds of thousands of people. Reckon it's better to be safe than sorry.
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Follow Up By: Member - Dave G (QLD) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:36

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:36
That was in the early 1900s No vaccinations, no anti-biotics and little hygene.
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Follow Up By: Patrol22 - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 13:12

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 13:12
Yep but <20% for the world's population has access to vaccinations and even fewer actually have them. Hygiene....well that might be a plus in 1st world countries but you just have to look in some of the slum areas of major cities around the world ....our's included...to see that hygiene is not a high priority of everyone. Might be OK in the suburbs and among the educated but not necessarily the case for all. And, for this particular virus there is no vaccination.
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Reply By: Member - Dave G (QLD) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:00

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:00
HOW do we know you don't work for the authorities and are throwing us off trail with this alternate conspiracy?

"Our cause is a secret within a secret, a secret that only another secret can explain, it is a secret about a secret that is veiled by a secret."

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Reply By: Johnny boy - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:04

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:04
A man walks into a Telstra shop to complain about his Land line

The lady asks what the problem is ?

The man distressed says I think it has SWINE FLU!

The lady asks with concern why do you say that?

The man replies............all I get is CRACKLING !!!!!


I think I will go back to bed now CYA!

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Follow Up By: Cruiser .- Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:52

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:52
I heard that the first sign of the swine flu is that you break out in rashers.
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Reply By: Axel [ the real one ] - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:06

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:06
Conspiracy ?Blo-dy governments cant agree on any thing so how can they conspire on Flying pink pig Flu ?
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Reply By: Member - Matt & Caz H (QLD) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:07

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:07
Mmmmmm

I believe the one's that can "so called" offer a solution to the problem are the ones that create the problem
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Reply By: Member - Duncan W (WA) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 10:56

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 10:56
What gets me about this current Pandemic is that the Health Dept of WA sent out a warning last year to all Local Authorities on what to do if a pandemic reached our shores, how to prepare for the pandemic, to ensure that business continuity plans are in place, and what to expect if one occurred in WA.

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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Thoughtfully- Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 22:28

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 22:28
It is not a pandemic currently
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Reply By: Gone Bush (WA) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 12:04

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 12:04
Yes, I reckon it's just another furphy like all those listed above: HK flu, SARS etc..

Who remembers when the Y2K bug was going to send us back to our caves ??

In the last few years that I had my electronics shop I put a sign in front of the computers:

"All these computers are Y3K Compatible (fully refundable if it's not)"

They sold like hotcakes.



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Reply By: Member No 1- Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 14:58

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 14:58
now ya tell me
i had my jab last friday

when does it happen...how long before the alien inside me jumps out and attacks swmbo
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Reply By: OzTroopy - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 15:10

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 15:10
APORKALYPSE



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Follow Up By: PradOz - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 22:17

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 22:17
ROFLMAO
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Reply By: Member - Rod N (QLD) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 16:19

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 16:19
Someone from the health dept in Qld said we should all go out and stock up on canned food just in case. It was retracted the next day. Maybe not enough SPAM.
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Reply By: cobber - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 18:12

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 18:12
No worry they have a fix for the swine flu.............it called Ointment
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Follow Up By: Best Off Road - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 19:14

Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 19:14
Oinkment I believe.



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Reply By: Holden4th - Monday, May 04, 2009 at 18:57

Monday, May 04, 2009 at 18:57
SARS
Swine Flu
Global warming
Y2K
The big recession
Asteroid strike
etc

All pushed to death by our media. Newspapers make sure that their editorial comment can be read by the average 12 year old.

The company who brings out the "Chicken Licken Gazette" will make a fortune....or is it already in publication..?
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