Swine Flu
Submitted: Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 23:17
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Gone Bush (WA)
OK, I'm a great believer in conspiracy theories.
Right now I'm watching a movie on Foxtel called "The Invasion". It's about a virus epidemic where everyone is encouraged to line up for inoculation.
Only the inoculation contains an alien life form that is taking over the people's bodies.
I'm not going anywhere near Tamiflu or any other "antidote" for this Swine Flu ruse.
If this thread is removed by the Moderators it will be proof that the Mods have already been turned and my theory is correct.
Now where is that roll of alfoil. I need to make a new hat....
Reply By: Johnny boy - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:04
Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:04
A man walks into a Telstra
shop to complain about his Land line
The lady asks what the problem is ?
The man distressed says I think it has SWINE FLU!
The lady asks with concern why do you say that?
The man replies............all I get is CRACKLING !!!!!
I think I will go back to bed now CYA!
JB.
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Follow Up By: Cruiser .- Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:52
Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 09:52
I heard that the first
sign of the swine flu is that you break out in rashers.
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Reply By: Gone Bush (WA) - Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 12:04
Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 12:04
Yes, I reckon it's just another furphy like all those listed above: HK flu, SARS etc..
Who remembers when the Y2K bug was going to send us back to our caves ??
In the last few years that I had my electronics
shop I put a
sign in front of the computers:
"All these computers are Y3K Compatible (fully refundable if it's not)"
They sold like hotcakes.
People will believe anything, unfortunately.
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