Arrr... the WET season delemas.

Here I am sitting upstairs on the balcony on Mt Moil in Darwin all alone with a kilo of fresh prawns, salad and dip, can of beer with little droplets of condensation running down the sides and nobody to SHARE them with.The temp is about 26 degree's, the rain is bleep istantly coming down (global warming is not fashionable here yet) One neighbours has gone to Brisvagus down Mexico way, the other side are in the pool with the kids, so can't upset that and the ones out the back have their IN LAWS up, definitely can't waste the....sorry, intrude on them.
Was going to take the prawns to Adelaide River tio SHARE them with "old mate" at Mt Bundy Station, but because of the rain bleep istantly coming down I thought the roads might be a bit dodgy, and didn't won't to get stuck with a kilo of prawns going off in this climate.
I would dearly love to send one to each of you but I only have 36 and aren't the Posties on srike... ? Well they are up here I'm sure...and anyway that creates the dilemma of which 36 of you, would I send a prawn to?
So here I am sitting here listening to the concogophanny....err ....concockufuny...err... arrh buggar it, the racket the neibhours frogs are making (must talk to them about their frogs) typing on the lap top with one hand and peeling a prawn with the other.. yeah, we can do that up here at Mt Moil, wondering what I should do so as not to look over indulgent...
Do you understand my dilemma??

Noel K.