Thursday, Aug 04, 2011 at 20:47
Hey MUZ - awesome ! Next you will be telling me who invented the mop bucket ! Hey Mate you are welcome to come on my next trip but somehow I don't think you would enjoy it ! See, I think most people in this country get life
too easy, so after setting up my 1st tour company back in 1998 and things just went to plan and no-one complained I decided to set up another tour company. Now because of the self promotion rule on this great site I can't give you the name or details of my new company but a man of your intellect should be able to work out that it sort of rhymes with missed tossed and lungry tours ! What we do is we never take maps or gps because ? you always get to your destination - where's the fun in that ? If we need an additional 80 litres of fuel we only take 50 ! If it's a 10 day trip we take at least 60 cases of beer, 4 packets of panadol, two tubes of Berocca, 1 packet of cashews 2 packets of crackers, 2 cold pies each - quickeze are optional and a texta ! Deck chairs are forbidden along with
toilet paper, matches and any form of lighting ! When we get lost and someone tells us to turn left at the next
junction we ALWAYS turn right ! You getting the picture now ? I think there are too many soft people in this country who whinge at the most trivial thing ( couple lads even complained when I left the cords to the Trailblazers at
home ) so I started these HTFU trips. As a special treat for my paying customers on the next trip I will be providing music. Playing 24/7 for the duration of the trip ( never to be turned off and at least on 3/4 volume ) will either be the Spice Girls - what I want what I want what I really really want or Billy Ray Cyrus's Achie Breakie Heart ! Not sure which one to take - what's your thoughts on this dillema ? And I won't even start on the dry ice bombs or the aerosol cans in the fire !
Now MUZ, if for one minute you think I am joking I can assure you I am not !! If this is not the God's honest truth may this this country be struck down with 2 redheaded female prime ministers for the next ten years !! It started off as a bit of a joke but I now average around 15 participants each trip and it's growing !
Let me know if you want me to arrange a character building trip for you and you mates !
All the best
Gazz
( the navigator on the sea of confusion )
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