Matainance on our vehicles, is damn near equal to our health issues
Submitted: Saturday, Feb 09, 2013 at 18:24
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Axle
To keep everything right i mean..lol. ..And depending on age both sides!, As the 4by increases in age you replace bits to stop it moaning and groaning, lateley clucosium tablets, Magnesium, cranberry,and a host of other things seem to be a necessity to keep me in good running condition lol.....Hows everyone else finds things?
Cheers Axle.
Reply By: Life Member - Phil B (WA) - Sunday, Feb 10, 2013 at 04:50
Sunday, Feb 10, 2013 at 04:50
Hi Axle,
Here's a bit of a list I've put together from observing my mates; I err haven't had any of these 'vehicle' faults yet!
New shockie rubbers - knee cartilage
New CV joints - knee joint
Radiator overheating - drink more beer
Vehicle overloaded - visit Jenny Craig
Fit HID spotties - got new glasses
Cracked windscreen- use botox
Piitted paint work - use Oil of Ulan
ECU module faults - over indulgence the night before
Rust bubbles - skin cancer
Vehicle misfires - use Gaviscon and quickeze
Blocked fuel pipes - heart bypass
Blocked exhaust - use laxatives
Wrecked tyres - new steel capped boots
Broken springs - Achilles tendon tear
cheers
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Follow Up By: Axle - Sunday, Feb 10, 2013 at 09:46
Sunday, Feb 10, 2013 at 09:46
lol. Very Good Phil, Geez glad i'm not compatable to my landrover, What a mess I'd be!
Cheers.
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Follow Up By: Life Member - Phil B (WA) - Sunday, Feb 10, 2013 at 10:07
Sunday, Feb 10, 2013 at 10:07
Hi Axle ,
I look at it this way - cut out a bit of rust and a few lumps, put a few bits in ie knee replacement or lung transplant and we're err the vehicle is good to go for a another 5 - 10 years - lol.
cheers
mate
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