The wanker pole is on again

It's also a wanker pole if it's on the bull bar and not on the roof.

On the roof it is called a "retard" pole as tree branches retard your progress.

You can lay the retard down but he is dysfunctional like that. At that point he becomes a useless "wanker" pole.

LOL

Give me the retard pole that can be fixed in a few minutes over a wanker pole that's doomed forever any day.

Also you can get floppy, mini retard 'polettes' to address that issue ( and car parks). Still more effective than any wanker pole that isn't long enough to have the same tree issue.

And when we look at Boobook's picture we see that he must be very special as he has 5 wanker poles , none of which are on the roof !!

You also see by the date on the photo that it is about a year old, before I moved the UHF to the roof and found out how much of an improvement it was.

It's pretty hard to move the HF but of course it is already above the roofline and the other is a sandflag. I have since removed the other bullbar phone antenna as it was completely useless there. ( I now have a magnetic one I put up on the roof when I need to make a call and it works well in places that never worked before).

It wasn't till I moved the antenna that I realised how bad they are on the bull bar.

Alloy c/t. Take note! Boobook has moved from being a "wanker" years ago to the status of a "retard". You should pay homage.

I being a retard had them mounted on the loading board of my ute. I used to wipe off one of the rubber duckies every month or so. I then became a "wanker", and didn't have to worry about the retard. This caused a major problem in the Aussie economy as "Dickie" also known as Dicky's Smith profits receded to the point of bankruptcy. I then reverted to the retard. This then caused me no end of problems with Bupa as I kept falling off the roof when I put the retard down.

In the end I settled for a "wanker" that caused me no problems at all. What it did do was help me listen, to all the close traffic and not the distant "wankers".

I just said something about this to my darling wife. Her retort was, aren't you happy you married a "wanker".

I then realised I am a "wanker" and not a "retard" I then spoke to the doctor and he explained that he could help me as I am only a "wanker". He then said there was no hope for a "retard"

Rockape , recon that Boobook being a "wanker" with 5 poles to look after and service may have turned him into a 'retard' ? Would have thought he would go blind as well !

I may be a wanker Alloy c/t but I'n not a rude prick.

Yep,
let's keep it to light hearted banter.