Light relief for a HOT day......

hahaha yes Lyn, and some are soooo namby pamby hahahaha

Imagine

If you hold your heart and focus,
you will end up holding your dream

lol, nothing like a mexican fart to liven up a morning shower
Life ISN'T like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your bum tomorrow."

Mine just says what it says......maybe I should revert to Never a Dull Moment 'cause that is what life is like in this household.

I wouldn't get too excited about those emu legs..... they are awfully skinny.

41 at midday out here on the plains near the Flinders..expecting 45 by 3.00pm.

Hiding in the cool of the house.

Happy Valentines Day Mrs Al xxxx

Cheers,
Willem
Out on the Gibber

Hi Lyn

A tad of tounge in cheek with mine and a small measure of poetic licence.

Literally means ..... "Defender of the faith" .................. LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a good one.Fidei defensor

Rosco

Couple of my favourites

"you'll never get run over if you don't cross the road" (On my death bed I want to have no regrets what I have done, not regrets what I would have like to have done"

I'm sure somebody will tell me who coined that phrase (and its correct wording)

and

(Dont like this one but it's been thrown at me most of my adult life)

"Laughter leads to tears" (or never try to enjoy yourself because something might go wrong)

Its too bloody hot

Russell

After a million years being motivated by the Army and civvy street I go for Demotivators. My best on is "Its always darkest just before it goes pitch black"
or What about. " There are no stupid Questions just inquisitve idiots"

Gee Mrs Al - I was feeling sorry for myself here. 34 overnight and 42 now at midday. Seems we aren't the only ones having hot weather. This is about our 8th day in a row. We are all skulking around in the houses with air conditioning too. Sorry you didn't get anything for VDay - even I got a beautiful bunch of flowers - came on the mail plane from Charleville (800 klms away) on Thursday afternoon. I was very thrilled and impressed until I realised with some cynicism that it is probably because I mentioned buying a fishing boat this year - I caught him ringing up and getting prices the other day. That Willie's a bit naughty isn't he? How come the temps are so high everywhere? Going for a drive today - up to the Dingo Caves - the a/c in the car is better than the one in the house. Haven't been out of town for weeks. Hope everyone has a good day.

And while we're at it, let's all put our heads together for a collective sigh for my girl Valda. She's in hosp after having her appendix removed most unexpectedly last Thursday night.

I'll kick it off ............... siggggghhhhhhhFidei defensor

Rosco

Hey Mrs Al - what's a brittany? I've got two large chocolate labs and a mongrel birman cat. They usually dig thousands of holes in the sand under the house but one of them can slink his big belly low on the ground and sneak in through the small cat door to get into the a/c. Then the other lab runs around barking frantically to let us know that his brother is inside. The cat sits outside the front door and bashes the cat flap so it hits the door and drives us all crazy. Our vet Roger Absolom who comes up from Port Augusts (in his holidays) has a wolfhound, but I don't know the brittany.

Thanks Mrs Al - now I know. Sure is lovely. We tried training our labs to the gun - used dead crows for training. One of them is good, the other useless. Just keeps swimming across the water. The other one is a good retriever.

Mrs Al, I could not think originally enough but my travelling is nearly always unplanned and seldom in the past long enough to be relaxing. I always ask if we turn left or right at the gate.

In the past it has not not really been exploratory here in Oz - til we got this outfit anyway, or learned how illequipped with the silver Germerican. I am intrigued with the comments of others with some minor exceptions LOL I won't identify which.Regards

JohnR - Not enough of the right travelling, some here..... some over there.......

I just have a motto of being kind to people and never upsetting anyone...2001 Landcruiser 100S Turbo Diesel
Be nice till Sunday 4pm ......I think I can; I think I can.....

Life is like a box of chocolates ......Now where did I park the b..... GQ?

hi...43 at Echuca...were inside so is the dog... Mr Bear. Newfy/lab cross and doing it hard in front of the a/c....all 76 kilos of it. Having had a fair bit of military, and other types of training such at that in my life, we had a saying for those who were organising things.....it goes..... (there go my men, I must follow them, because I,m their leader). Hope you enjoy riding in the boat....sounds like it,s on it,s way...wife and I had a good laugh over that little comment. I feel a little mortal today too, buried one of my mates yesterday after a long battle with the "white ants", fair dinkum you just gotta wonder sometimes. Makes for one hell of a aphrodisiac for life.....enjoyed the comments also ..good laugh..thanks ...needed it...Uther

Lyn
You may have noticed my new byline (1 week old)
Here's another:

"The wild charm and exciting desire that induce an individual to undertake arduous tasks that lie before an explorer, and the pleasure and delight of visiting new and totally unknown places, are only whetted by his first attempt."

So which famous Aussie explorer wrote that?

Cheers

Rick ( S.A.) - " Why explore? It is as well as for those who ask such a question that there are others who feel the answer and never need to ask."

Mrs Al,
I rolled my Ford Escort over driving in a forrest stage of a rally in the UK in the late 70's, the comment is use was made the tow truck driver when he came to recover the vehicle from the ditch it landed in. Considering where I go now with my fourby the comment seemed to fit and always reminds me of that fateful night. Willem has pointed out it means something else from his country of origin, but I'll stick to my meaning............. Keep the shiny side up

Hi Mrs Al & everyone,

I'm new at caravanning & have been reading with interest everyones outlooks etc.We have a saying that I picked up somewhere on my reading through different forums....it's simple but oh so true...." a bad day on holidays is still better than ANY day at work !!!! Hope everyone has cooled down a little from todays heat..we had it around the 40 mark here in Bacchus Marsh. Had our two Boxers...Max & Jake inside also, they have a good life !!!!! Anyway, will keep my eyes out for any help I can pick up on this forum...keep up the good work. regards Bob.

Never walk in front [ I may not follow ] and the smell may be foul.

Never walk behind [ I could be seriously lost ] and the smell may not be pleasant.

Allways walk beside me [for we are equals] and if we are in the "poo" at least we are together...

Part of our marriage vows and still abide.

Better late than never...

I was trying to plan a weekend away camping with my brother and his family and every time I suggested something he would come up with an excuse not to do it. I told to bloody stop making excuses and start making some bloody plans or I'd go without him. It worked. Make plans... not excuses.

you sure know how to draw a response don't you ?

How about these beauties I've been saving

1. I started out with nothing and still have most of it.

2. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

3. Funny, I don't remember absent minded ........

4. If all is not lost, where is it?

5. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

6. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom

7. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

8. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

9. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
Live the life you love -
Love the life you live !!!