Happy Birthday Muddy Girl

Baz, sorry mate but I have to disagree. Muddy, you can drink as much as you like on your Birthday :) Have a good one.

Sorry John i foget to wish you happy birthday as well, any cake for me i,m a gentleman to you know ( he says licking his lips ) who said that.

What the hell is the "nice bloke in Victoria bit" - thats not true!

.....and I am gunna say this is from Jen....

....though maybe it means you were a nice bloke when in Victoria - that was true.
Andrew

Hi Willem
Gentleman I am for sure, you should know that by now as I actually let you sit in my Troopy at LD, Remember!!!!!!!!!

My big concern is what happened to your slice of Birthday cake.
I posted it to you 2 days ago Willem so you should have it soon??????

Unless one of those drug sniffing dogs at Aus Post ate it first.

Andrew and Jen did you guys get yours ?

Regards
John

John and Muddy Girl Happy birthdays to you both and many more...Here's mud in your eye !!!

John.....Sitting in your Troopy or not...there's nothing gentle about you :-)

John, I wondered what that funny smell was in my PO Box this morning..hahahaha

Andrew...Hyde in Victoria....Jekyll in South Oz

Andrew...Please leave Jen out of it. Don't know why such a pretty and sweet girl is shacked up with a larrikin like you :-)))))))

Bye

I got my Cake in the mail today - was yummy but the cream was starting to go a bit cheesy. Cherries were firm and plump still, the texture of the cake was moist just like the ones I make in the Cobb - only better.

The most common question Jen gets asked is, "How do you put up with him?" And now you are starting on the same line Willem!! It's a conspiracy!!!! :-))))))

Andrew

Andrew....No conspiracy....must be a grain of truth inthere somwehere..

On second thoughts...you are boith very sweet and pretty and so are your kids...What more can I say ???????

Good night

After reading this dribble, it's no wonder Jim has left us. Although i must concur, Jen and the kids were very nice. Did you buy the ring yet Andrew.

Oh Mr Lexik!....I didn't know you could read? I thought you always got someone else to read and type for you just because you are deslexik....hohohohohoho

Driblle it is but nice dribble at that.......

There I go being nice again...tut...tut....

I did get Jen a new ring - call her mobile and she will be able to hear it. And Willem....stop being so nice....you are a bigger target when playing the grump! And having a drink with Ruth next month? We'll beat you there!
Andrew

Good Grief Andrew....don't you ever work?. Seems like this site has got you by the short and curlies.

Hope you leave some of Ruth's Scotch for me !!!

OK I will start being nasty to you again.

Cheers,

Hey Des Lexic - did you catch the post from Leroy (might have been on LD return post) - he wasted a precious 4 minutes of his time reading our dribble. I miss Jim. Gosh, doctors reckon laughter is the best medicine - well around Australia and the World they have laughter clus (I saw it on SBS - my mind gets a bit bored at this time of the year) and who needs to join a laughter club - I think we already belong to one. This Forum has saved my sanity (or lack thereof) this year.

R U having a drink for MG? or is it someone's else's birthday as well...

No it's for MG but I'll another one for you Mrs Al.

thanks Ruth...a tad early for me...but that's ok..I shall drink to your health as well....

So Ruth....do I need to come well supplied on my visit to your neck of the woods? Or are we all going to have a drink with Duncan..............

Hi Baz

I didn't mean early in the day...I meant early in the year for my birthday...ahahhahaha....anytime after 5pm..is fine by me..

Hi Baz & Mrs Al
You both must be to young to remember the poster
" I always have one at 11" why wait till 5.00 ?

Cheers

can't remember that Bernie...I can remember "any how have a Winfield"...[I think that was it, I was in nappies at the time...lol]

TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER hahahahhahahhhhhahhhahhaa
......Geez Bernie...... You obviously haven't seen her - around since Adam was a boy.......It's too OLD to remember.....Oldtimers disease.

Gee Thanks Andrew...hahaha..still trying hard I see...

Oh thank goodness, Mrs. Al. I was a little shocked by your reply that it was 'to early for you'. It was about 5:30 here and about 6:30 where you were - now I realise it was because it wasn't your birthday. Silly thing. My Morther reckons, once the sun is over the yardarm it is o.k. to have a rum - and then she reckons the sun is always over the yardarm somewhere in the world. She's about to be 78 and I think it's because she's pickled in rum that she's still going strong - to the races, drinking rum, playing cards like a card sharp etc. (I do not take after her in anyway - I did not have a drink until I was 30 and that was Cream Sherry which put me off for another few years). Last night I was having a gentle Gin & Tonic - because there is quinine in the tonic and it stops me from getting malaria.
Willem, there is still plenty of a very nice Merlot left from our large wine selection at the races last year - Ian has a younger sister who is on her way to becoming an alcoholic - she prefers to think of herself as a wine buff. hahahaha (hope she doesn't read this) Failing that I've got some Glen Fiddich waiting for an occasion. This year might be the year!!

Mrs Al re your pic...here we go again!! How about a pic of your Grandmother or maybe the neighbours cat....the LCTD novelty soon wore off, didn't it???

Ruth..I will bring a bottle or 2 of something nice
Gin and Tonic??? That's what all the oldies drink!!!

Gotta go.... got things to do...can't sit here and natter with you girls all day.

Bye

Yes Ruth it's never too early for me....hahaha..and Glen Fiddich sounds yummy...esp with a bit of ice....and..

Willie... !!! I"ll post a pic of my granny if you like :))) the novelty of the TD hasn't worn off it's just that I'm a very proud aunty of a gorgeous little boy...[the forum is lucky I didn't post the pic of Callum I sent you last night !!!! ]

Lyn

Mrs. Al - put up that picture of Callum you sent me - the one with the sunnies & hat! See willem is whingeing again about the pics. WEll, don't you put the one up about the cat - I'll do that!! What about some pictures of the garden? This is supposed to be a well-rounded forum.
Willem - I didn't want to share the Merlot with you anyway - luckily there's still plenty of white left as well. Don't panic though - it's always "beer o'clock" here, e.g. Men's Breakfast last Sunday which started at 8:30 a.m. (drinking beer - yuk).

Hi Ruth, the pic I sent Willie last night is the one I sent you with sunnies and hat...not sure the forum would be ready for that....though...those that were away at the LD had to get used to the sight of Callum wearing not alot ! My garden alas is looking ill...not enough rain here, maybe in the winter time if we get some.

Lyn

Great photo that - very "natural". You are probably right about not being ready for that one. Hope Willem didn't copy Callum at the weekend.

not that I noticed Ruth

Hey Willie

you asked for her, here she is...click on my pic and check out my grandmother.....

Mrs Al,

What a hansome Aunty! Is she related to this site owner?

I have about over 1000 pics in my database. Maybe I will just give in and start posting silly pics like you lot. How about Judith's goldfish to start with.....hahahahahaha

Ruth,

I may have been an exhibitionist in the past but old age has put body contours where I do not want them. So I am really rather shy and do not do Callum tricks any more:-)) Lucky you I don't drink Merlot!!!

Bye

Willie..what Aunty are you talking about?? and I can think of a couple of people close to me who'd love to see Judith's goldfish

What the hell is going on at this site.

I come here to hear about four wheel drives and all I get is:
1. Willem talking about the olden days when he was a nudie
2. Ruth thinking about Willem as a nudie and drinking merlot
3. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa digging out a pic of herself ten years ago and calling it her grannie.

How about talking about the independent front end on my 100 series or fishing?

Andrew

hi Andrew

I'd love to hear about your independent front end...though not that keen on fishing....like the pic though.....

Lyn

Mrs Al....I was referring to your Grandmother

Andrew.....So how is your front end. Hopefully better looking than the rear end. Nice fish you've got there. Did you take the pic at the Aquarium?

This thread is too long and I am departing it forthwith, children!

Well, Willem is right - this thread is too long, I couldn't find the start to put this mesage up. I have spent all afternoon working (unlike Andrew) and should have been tuned in trying to control you lot, obviously not much work done around Australia today. Nice goldfish - great picture of your Gran, Mrs. Al, - I have been busy having Austar installed. Ian thinks he will be able to have bloke's nights now that is, black coffee, port and blue movies (but I put the kids lock on and he doesn't even know how to turn the tv on!!!) I have been too busy today to find a picture of the family cat.Now I've got Austar you will be relieved to know I won't have time to talk to you all. Huh, don't bet on that - I still need my daily laugh/s.

My post is at 17:52 on a Friday evening and I get accused or not doing much work......and whats worse, Jen says..... see even they think you've been wasting time all day posting on this forum. What's a poor oppressed bloke supposed to do Willie when the gals on the forum start agreeing with each other like that....Aw I forgot Willie has departed...